Male Toliet Question....

[slinxy]

Lads.... when you go to the loo for a number one, do you;
1) unbutton and undo the fly or
2) just undo the fly?

If I'm not in trackie bottoms or sports shorts, I tend to unbutton and undo the fly, even if that means unbuckling a belt.. I think it's just a force of habbit from wearing button fly jeans..

 

[sidimmu]

I'm confused, you want to stare at my crotch?

Or is this a gaydar question of what most people use, therefore what you need to train yourself to release?
Very much like boys and bra's?

All in jest.

 

[Malevolence]

Just the fly, anything is just plain ******* weird.

I **** you not, I walked into the toilets of a restaurant a few months ago and there was a bloke stood at the urinals with his trousers around his ankles and his boxers around his thighs.

 

[Diddums]

I drop my trousers to my ankles, no way I'm containing that firehose single handed.

 

[Armageus]

Most of my trousers/jeans have a zip, so normally 2).

However I have a couple of pairs of jeans that are all buttons, and annoying AF as have to 1)

 

[Derek W]

I unbutton my neighbours fly. Common courtesy and all that.

 

[adidan]

Wait. You guys keep your clothes on?

 

[JBuk]

Unsure - My butler handles everything for me

 

[ik9000]

Just the fly, anything is just plain ******* weird.

I **** you not, I walked into the toilets of a restaurant a few months ago and there was a bloke stood at the urinals with his trousers around his ankles and his boxers around his thighs.

I used to have a colleague who said he and his friends used to do this as forfeits for losing drinking games. Sounds pretty grim to me given the state of the floor in the gents of the average pub/restaurant toilet round here. Maybe that was the forfeit side of it more than the weirdness of the unclad stance.

 

[john_smith]

1

 

[beachBOYken]

I begin to dangle it out as I’m entering in preparation, to get to the best located urinal. Some of the urinals I use are situated really close to the hand dryer. Not ideal!

 

[bazzabear]

Something like this.

 

[tom_e]

Just the fly, anything is just plain ******* weird.

I **** you not, I walked into the toilets of a restaurant a few months ago and there was a bloke stood at the urinals with his trousers around his ankles and his boxers around his thighs.

School boy rules.

If I've got a zip fly then just the fly, if I've got a button fly then I tie a knot in it because no one's got time for that hell.

 

[adidan]

 

[Brazo]

I drop my trousers to my ankles, no way I'm containing that firehose single handed.

Much like the (20-25 year old!) lad who stood next to me the other day! Kids!

 

[Diddums]

Just the fly, anything is just plain ******* weird.

I **** you not, I walked into the toilets of a restaurant a few months ago and there was a bloke stood at the urinals with his trousers around his ankles and his boxers around his thighs.

What did you say to him? "Dad you're being weird again"?

 

[That Jekka Gal]

You should try using a she-pee at an outdoor event!

 

[Dis86]

Zip fly then button has to be undone, caught the tip on a zip once - lesson learned.

Button fly then just the buttons.

No fly then just roll up a trouser leg slightly...

 

[m@rty]

Zip fly then button has to be undone, caught the tip on a zip once - lesson learned.

Button fly then just the buttons.

No fly then just roll up a trouser leg slightly...

 

[uber soldat]

Just the fly, anything is just plain ******* weird.

I **** you not, I walked into the toilets of a restaurant a few months ago and there was a bloke stood at the urinals with his trousers around his ankles and his boxers around his thighs.

Next time you see me doing that, can you please not stare for so long, it made me uncomfortable.