Lol not quite! Just a slightly jagged zip and ooof.
Male Toliet Question....
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Lol not quite! Just a slightly jagged zip and ooof.
Button fly jeans are essentials, those metal zips on jeans are just dangerous... I once had pair of suit trousers that was button fly and that was just wierd.
See! It's not just me! I'm not the only one to appreciate the risks that zips pose!
Can't say it's ever been a problem, mines big enough that you notice when it's not properly put away
velco flies on boardshorts are surely worse though. Maybe not as high risk as a zipper snipper but hair in velcro is agony.
Then you realise.. There was a mirror at the urinal.
I once went to a bar/restaurant in Oz where the urinals were one-way glass out into the (very busy) restaurant courtyard. Weirdest thing ever. Psychological mindf*** just to take a pee which isn't what you need when you're a good few drinks into a night out.
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Wait.. Which direction was the one way glass?
the pee-er could see out. I think it was that way. I hope it was that way. It was a long time ago. It was like those mountain top loo with a view things you find on ski pistes but taken to a weird degree. unzipping and peeing while seeing people standing and walking past the other side of the glass was just weird.
Just the zipper.
Some guys have some strange ways. I remember going to a public bathroom and there was only a couple of those pee bowl things so there was a line waiting.
One guy went there and pulled his pants down to his knees to pee! Smh
Some guys have some strange ways. I remember going to a public bathroom and there was only a couple of those pee bowl things so there was a line waiting.
One guy went there and pulled his pants down to his knees to pee! Smh
Unbutton and the button fly. Fly's on jeans aren't that big, it's a right fumble trying to get your hands in, pull boxers down and the chappie out through a small opening.
Dress trousers, the zipper is usually a lot bigger, and the material thinner, and then it's easier just to do the zip fly.
Dress trousers, the zipper is usually a lot bigger, and the material thinner, and then it's easier just to do the zip fly.
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I always undo my belt then pull my trousers below my ball sack with one hand then hold my chap with my other then let rip.
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Depends on the trousers. Work ones are high-waisted with built-in lumbar support and the rise isn't cut low enough to simply unzip, so you have to undo the belt and buttons.
Others have such short zips with such small fiddly openings, that undoing the whole lot is quicker.
Others have such short zips with such small fiddly openings, that undoing the whole lot is quicker.
In all seriousness I'll use a cubicle if one's free, nothing worse than trying to dodge somebody's friendly fire.I sit down
Beaten to it.
