Man + 1

penski · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:02

I bought my first drill today...

I only needed to put a curtain rail up but I still got a 1050W hammer drill.

My testicles are currently so big that I'm having trouble walking.

Anyone else done anything particularly manly today?

*n

Spud21 · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:04

I didn't get dressed util about 4 Pm, not sure if that is considered many or just studenty really.

Jotun · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:04

Growing a beard. (sans mustard)

M0T · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:05

Unfortunatly your drill is dwarfed by my angle grinder.

For true manliness you must wear no safety equipment (or shoes) whilst grinding on an expensive wooden floor that is covered in water and oil and manfully shrug off the sparks that are burning your legs.

After that incident I walked like a cowboy for a month, and not one of them gay cowboys neither.

Chris [BEANS] · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:07

Erm, dumped a lover. Does that make me a man?? Or just a bit of a ****?!

Spud21 · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:08

Chris [BEANS] said:
Erm, dumped a lover. Does that make me a man?? Or just a bit of a ****?!

Depends why you dumped her really.

penski · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:08

M0T said:
Unfortunatly your drill is dwarfed by my angle grinder.

I wielded a 9" petrolg rinder frequently during my teens. I win.

After that incident I walked like a cowboy for a month, and not one of them gay cowboys neither.

Bareback Mountain tbh...Or whatever it's called.

The point is that you're a homosexual sailor cowboy who probably uses hair products.

*n

M0T · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:09

penski said:
The point is that you're a homosexual sailor cowboy who probably uses hair products.

*n

I wash my hair with pure Chuck Norris, you cannot get more manly. FACT.

penski · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:12

M0T said:
I wash my hair with pure Chuck Norris, you cannot get more manly. FACT.

You touch yourself whilst watching repeats of Mork and Mindy. Man - 1.

*n

punky_munky · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:12

M0T said:
I wash my hair with pure Chuck Norris, you cannot get more manly. FACT.

I dunno... that sounds kinda homoerotic.

Treefrog · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:12

Naah, just the usual cooking and cleaning. Bloomin' kids!

M0T · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:12

penski said:
You touch yourself whilst watching repeats of Mork and Mindy. Man - 1.

*n

Mindy was hot

Man + 2

basmic · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:30

Does scrubbing a lightly stained, stainless steel sink with a brillo pad and bleach count?

Superdude · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:36

Spent my day working behind a bar at a rugby club playing drinking games with the patrons.

Man +1

Edit: Now watching Independence Day

Man +2

Chris [BEANS] · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:47

Spud21 said:
Depends why you dumped her really.

if i say it was because she didn't have my dinner on the table by the time i got home will that make me manly??

Spud21 · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:48

Chris [BEANS] said:
if i say it was because she didn't have my dinner on the table by the time i got home will that make me manly??

Yes but it will also make you an **** hole

atpbx · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:50

I've been less than manly today, i was dragged to a underware shop where it was demanded that i buy the other half new underware.

Money that could be spent on worthy things like drills and WD40, wasted.

Oracle · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:51

I did an oil change and stayed completely clean......the street on the other hand! Completley polluted.

How Manly of me!

Spud21 · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:52

atpbx said:
I've been less than manly today, i was dragged to a underware shop where it was demanded that i buy the other half new underware.

Money that could be spent on worthy things like drills and WD40, wasted.

thats not unmanly, women have this terrible habit of buying functional undies, if she takes you then she can get awesome undies that will incite much sex wee

Oracle · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:53

^^, not when that shop is Primark and you get Bras for £4!!

Aint nothing sexy about those bad boy hoists!!