Man + 1

Spud21 · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:55

Oracle said:
^^, not when that shop is Primark and you get Bras for £4!!

Aint nothing sexy about those bad boy hoists!!

Thats why you use you manly powers to make damn sure you walk past la senza on the way and comment upon how great you other half would look in some of their stuff, women are powerless to resist.

You could even try this with anne summers, not sure how tey would react to "ohh love youd look great in those crotchless panties" though

Superdude · 14 Apr 2006 at 21:57

I'm sorry, but shopping in all it's forms is totally unmanly.

You get the women to go buy your drills and if she get the wrong one, send her back....

Edit: And make her get a fresh 6 pack of guiness* while shes at it

*Manlest of all beers

Rotty · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:01

I cut down loads of trees with a big bow saw thie afternoon , grrrr

and I ache like crap now :mad:

Aod · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:08

i spent 5 hours playing CSS at a LAN today.
i proceeded to spend the rest of the afternoon adjusting the hop-up on my new Assault-Rifle. (this involves lots of shooting, especially full-auto)

manly?

Dj_Jestar · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:10

I made something out of wood whilst lighting my cigar from a burning cinder from a camp fire I just made out here in the open wild terrain, whilst shaving with my indescribably sharp 12" blade, with one foot on the head of a dead 10ft grizzly bear I just slayed with my bare hands.

No, nothing very manly today.

---

in reality, I had to pop into Homebase for a pack of fuses on the way home yesterday, and somehow wound up testing out the hammers, as one does, making sure they swing just right.

JohnnyG · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:11

Went shopping and bought some new curtains. Then went to Pizza Hut for the eat as much as you can buffet, ate as much as I could, drank as much as I could, came home, fell asleep on the sofa while MissesG put the new curtains up on her own

Dave · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:12

At our school's "last day" free-food fest today I ate the last of the pizza, hot dogs, chocolate cakes and brownies. None of that sharing nonsense :cool:

Dj_Jestar · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:13

JohnnyG said:
Went shopping and bought some new curtains.<the rest is irrelevant>

Denied!

Dj_Jestar · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:13

M0T said:
I wash my hair <irrelevant bit>

Denied!

Scuzi · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:14

JohnnyG said:
Went shopping and bought some new curtains. Then went to Pizza Hut for the eat as much as you can buffet, ate as much as I could, drank as much as I could, came home, fell asleep on the sofa while MissesG put the new curtains up on her own

Buying curtains isn't very manly, you need a bit of role reversal there. MissesG should have bought them and you should have put them up with a big drill, an angle grinder and an oxyacetelene welder. That's the man way of doing things.

Although you did redeem yourself by going to an 'all you can eat' and falling asleep on the couch, so I'll let you off this time.

JohnnyG · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:16

Dj_Jestar said:
Denied!

An end that justifies the means is more than acceptable

benneh · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:16

I spent my day blowing things up..

I am a real man.

Lashout_UK · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:21

I sold a car and patched another one up. Pretty manly - especially the bit lying under the car, on a muddy slope, in pouring rain, with the grand total not much holding the car in place, with fuel dripping on me whilst I put a couple of missing clamps back in place on the fuel line

Superdude · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:21

benneh said:
I spent my day blowing things up..

I am a real man.

Was that your blow up doll idea?

How did you go about it in the end.

JohnnyG · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:23

Scuzi said:
Buying curtains isn't very manly, you need a bit of role reversal there. MissesG should have bought them and you should have put them up with a big drill, an angle grinder and an oxyacetelene welder. That's the man way of doing things.
Although you did redeem yourself by going to an 'all you can eat' and falling asleep on the couch, so I'll let you off this time.

To be fair I didn't actually buy or choose the curtains, I drove to the shop & just grumped about in there carrying stuff. My faux grumpiness was the reason I was rewarded with big food & beer then sleep. I've been fed, watered & slept, haven't spent a penny & we have new curtains which apparently we needed & I have had almost no input into their induction at all, happy days

Superdude · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:25

JohnnyG said:
To be fair I didn't actually buy or choose the curtains, I drove to the shop & just grumped about in there carrying stuff. My faux grumpiness was the reason I was rewarded with big food & beer then sleep. I've been fed, watered & slept, haven't spent a penny & we have new curtains which apparently we needed & I have had almost no input into their induction at all, happy days

The manly thing to do would have been to leave the missus there and head down the DIY saw to buy more drills.

Stinky · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:26

oooooooooo i've got man flu

does that count

JohnnyG · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:27

Superdude said:
The manly thing to do would have been to leave the missus there and head down the DIY saw to buy more drills.

More drills would mean having to use them, real men don't do DIY

Superdude · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:30

Stinky said:
oooooooooo i've got man flu

does that count

Good aids or bad aids?

AthlonTom · 14 Apr 2006 at 22:30

Hmmmm what did I do thats manly today? *thinks*

Spent all of next weeks food money today just on stuff I didnt really need, offended the girl I'm currently seeing (massively), got up at about noon, accidently went to ASDA in me slippers. Thats about it. Meh.