Man Flu - it's a real thing!

Try Noro virus. It's like man-flu only much more fun.

Your not kidding!

Had a dose of this a couple of years ago, after retching violently every 20 seconds for about three hours or so I started thinking that this might actually kill me (Heart attack/Stroke/ruptured Guts (Yes, it can happen :eek:))

Scariest part though was the onset. From feeling fine>Something not quite right>Uncontrollable vomiting=20 to 30 seconds.

I had only just got home too, I don't know what would have happened had I been struck down only 10 minutes earlier while I was still driving. I would have had barely enough time to pull over to the side of the road and stop before being totally incapacitated.

It really was that bad! :(
 
Went and saw Star Wars last midnight and woke up today with a cold and I know once I sleep and wake up it'll be worse.

I had Noro virus last year really bad. Woke up with a desperate need for bowel evacuation, I got back into bed then my guts starting churning so back to the bathroom to cuddle the sink and then back to bed. I woke up a short while later needing the comfort once more of the sink, while doing that I could feel another evacuation coming. Trying to keep ones rear clamped while violently vomiting is the hardest thing I have ever had to do and I can only assume from my experience that it's impossible.
 
Since the symptoms of a cold are caused by the person's immune system over-reacting to a harmless virus, a weaker immune system would result in a cold being less severe, not more severe.

I have only ever heard "man flu" used as a way to promote sexism, usually to rationalise dismissing any consideration of men who are ill but sometimes by a man trying to claim a more severe illness than he actually has.

Calling a cold "flu" also gets on my nerves. They're very different things.

When I do have a cold, I'd love to have a week by myself. Not because I'm very ill - I'm talking about having a cold, not flu - but because it would save me having to deal with far too many people who are pointlessly annoying in one or more of these ways in response to me having a cold:

1) Saying I have manflu, so they can contemptuously dismiss me and pretend it's a reasonable thing to do. I say I have a cold, they say I have manflu and then pretend that I said I had flu and are hugely exaggerating how ill I am. Their lying and their sexism is annoying.

2) Saying that I have flu, that I'm "all flu'd up". When I've said that I have a cold. Not that I have flu. If I said that I had acid reflux, would they say that I'd had a heart attack? Annoying.

3) Saying "keep it to yourself" when they can see that whenever I sneeze I turn away and cover my noise and mouth with my elbow so I not only block the spray but also ensure it doesn't get on my hands so I won't then transfer it to anything or anyone else. Bloody annoying. If they saw me going into a toilet, would they command me to not urinate on their sofa? What they're saying is either mindless nonsense or a false accusation and both are annoying. Some of them up the annoyance factor some more by coughing, open mouthed of course and without any attempt to block it because they don't care.
 
I'm not sure what I had last Friday. But from being fine I went to extreme stomach pains within an hour. It lasted about three hours before starting to subside. During that time it got so bad I was shaking in pain and couldn't leave the bathroom. It's rare I make a fuss but my wife tried to persuade me to go to hospital. If it hadn't subsided when it did then I would have gone. But I wasn't in a fit state to drive.

The pain was like a short lived kidney stone but in the stomach instead of the kidney.
 
Every time you mock someone for having man flu is another potential man that will not get himself checked out when he finds a lump or other symptom of testicular or prostate cancer as he doesn't want to be seen to "make a fuss". Men don't look after themselves and this doesn't help in the slightest
 
I have only ever heard "man flu" used as a way to promote sexism, usually to rationalise dismissing any consideration of men who are ill but sometimes by a man trying to claim a more severe illness than he actually has.

Calling a cold "flu" also gets on my nerves. They're very different things.

This annoys me too. Used to be someone where I worked who regularly phoned in sick claiming they had flu. They’d then stroll in a couple of days later, right as rain. Proper flu wipes you out for a good fortnight. I had it once in 2008 and was very close to being admitted to hospital.

I have a heavy cold atm. I always get ill just before Christmas, you could set your calendar by it. Luckily, it clears up a few days before Christmas. Is December some kind of peak time for viruses? There must be a reason why it’s the same time every year.
 
There must be a reason why it’s the same time every year.

i do sometimes wonder if there's a psychological element when it comes to holidays and sickness, because i always get sick when i'm on holiday or just after a really stressful period. its almost as if the body is going "ahhh it's over, i can afford to get sick now"
 
I had the flu about 10 days ago and trust me it took me out for 3 days.

A cold is a cold but the flu you in bed for a few days.
 
This annoys me too. Used to be someone where I worked who regularly phoned in sick claiming they had flu. They’d then stroll in a couple of days later, right as rain. Proper flu wipes you out for a good fortnight. I had it once in 2008 and was very close to being admitted to hospital.

I think a good rule of thumb is that if you can walk, it isn't proper flu.

People forget that a single epidemic of flu killed so many people that an accurate count is impossible but the usual estimate is in the range of 50 million dead in a matter of months. If it happened today, it would be a matter of weeks due to increased travel. A global plague less than 100 years ago and yet it's little known.

I have a heavy cold atm. I always get ill just before Christmas, you could set your calendar by it. Luckily, it clears up a few days before Christmas. Is December some kind of peak time for viruses? There must be a reason why it’s the same time every year.

It is a peak time for some types of virus, generally flu and the various viruses that cause colds. I don't know why. Maybe breathing cold air makes infection through your nose more likely. Maybe more people cough more in cold weather.

A quick look seems to indicate that nobody really knows why, though there have been some experiments with guinea pigs and a lot of examination of evidence from natural outbreaks in humans. What is known is that, rather surprisingly, flu viruses survive longer at low temperature and humidity than they do at higher temperature and humidity. That's odd, considering that they are adapted to thrive in the relatively warm and wet conditions inside a body.

e.g. http://sitn.hms.harvard.edu/flash/2014/the-reason-for-the-season-why-flu-strikes-in-winter/
 
I had the flu about 10 days ago and trust me it took me out for 3 days.

A cold is a cold but the flu you in bed for a few days.
3 days? You sure it was the flu? Sounds more like a heavy cold to me. Proper flu does you in for a lot longer than 3 days.
 
3 days? You sure it was the flu? Sounds more like a heavy cold to me. Proper flu does you in for a lot longer than 3 days.

Therea are degrees of flu, since there are numerous strains. A mild strain might just put someone down for several days. A severe strain will kill them. Other strains will be in between those two extremes.
 
I think mine is just starting to retreat now, after *5* days. I don't know what I've had but it was pretty brutal (really wasn't with it for those 5 days at all lol!), a couple of days I just couldn't get out of bed. The great thing about being ill for a bit is the feeling you have just after :D #neverforget_manflu_2017
 
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