Man Flu.

[dcsarge]

Typical GD advice here . Man Flu is real and the effects get worse the higher your testosterone levels are, so ignore any 'man up' type comments.

The only real cure for you is to read Women's Own, drink camomile tea and watch Love Actually on loop. The virus in your system will soon die or at least flee to another bloke.

 

[Yaayuh!]

OP sounds like you have a coronavirus or bad aids, you'll be bleeding from your orifice by this afternoon, may as well say your goodbyes now.

Mmmm Corona, does it come with a lime wedge?

 

[jas72]

I'm off with a contagious disease at the moment similar to manflu

Sore throat and runny nose.

 

[DrunkRufie]

A few hot whiskeys never hurts

 

[Gogl]

Not sure it's sound medical advice but I always steer clear of antipyretics, I can't help but feel that being a space cadet is nature's way of helping you through such terrible diseases such as man flu.