Man Hanging Weirdness

GJ02 · 31 Jul 2011 at 15:21

Just not long got back from my mums and she told me about something that she was told by a lady who walks her dog down the lane my mum lives on.
This lady was out walking her dog, there is a slight wooded area alongside a dual carriage way that runs near the path were people walk their dogs, as she was walking she noticed there was a guy hanging by a rope from a tree, she is totally freaked out as anyone would be, and runs off to call police and ambulance.
She is comforted my some guy or woman who is in the same area walking.
The police tell her this is the 4th phone call they have had about a man hanging by a rope in the woods, and it seems he gets some sort of kick out of freaking people out thinking he is dead, when they run to het help, he does a runner ! what the ****

An the strange thing is, me and my mum saw a guy walk out of these woods 2 weeks ago, looking very suspect, to the point I told my mum who was going to continue walking the dog with my son while I went shopping to turn back and go home. He seriously looked very weird and stood not 4 foot from us just looking at us and around, said nothing then just walked onto the shopping park.

Justintime · 31 Jul 2011 at 15:23

Freaky..Some people are just demented lol.

Cosimo · 31 Jul 2011 at 15:24

She really shouldn’t get hung up about this.

4T5 · 31 Jul 2011 at 15:24

Is there any law against hanging about in the woods ?

Strife212 · 31 Jul 2011 at 15:26

4T5 said:
Is there any law against hanging about in the woods ?

He means literally hanging. But I don't think there's a law against that either

Rich_L · 31 Jul 2011 at 15:30

Did the guy's face look like this?

Clum · 31 Jul 2011 at 15:40

She probably interrupted a primo woodland asphyxi-tug

Hades · 31 Jul 2011 at 15:48

Disgusting. They'll have his neck if they catch him.

freak2002 · 31 Jul 2011 at 16:39

At least the police man noose about it.

Big Chris · 31 Jul 2011 at 16:52

Strife212 said:
He means literally hanging. But I don't think there's a law against that either

You really didn't get it?

batsy · 31 Jul 2011 at 17:58

He's probably just stuck in a loop and can't stop doing it.

doofer · 31 Jul 2011 at 18:00

He's been given enough rope and has obviously now gone out on a limb....

Kosmiche · 31 Jul 2011 at 18:01

GJ02 said:
and stood not 4 foot from us just looking at us and around, said nothing then just walked onto the shopping park.

So he LOOKED at you, said NOTHING, and then WALKED off?

That's seriously messed up, never seen that before.

Randomface74 · 31 Jul 2011 at 18:03

There's prolly a website with videos of passers-by on, you'd only do this if you could share the lolz with other people.

GJ02 · 31 Jul 2011 at 18:18

Eames said:
So he LOOKED at you, said NOTHING, and then WALKED off?

That's seriously messed up, never seen that before.

Don't be pedantic

You know when someone is dodgy
Looks like a loaner, and wears old clothes, and looks as if he could harm someone, and walks out of a small wooded area on the side of a dual carriage way, then just walks up to you and looks dodgy as hell ?

It was like that,

He was defiantly up to no good

agnes · 31 Jul 2011 at 18:46

Why not troll the troll now? You know he visits the wooded area multiple times to pull this sick joke.

Yea, sounds funny until some poor little kid sees this and takes weeks to sleep properly again.

Take a baseball bat to the mans legs.

Just make sure it is him before swinging away.

ags

Deleted member 77746 · 31 Jul 2011 at 18:49

Strange people.

Dogbreath · 31 Jul 2011 at 19:11

Eames said:
So he LOOKED at you, said NOTHING, and then WALKED off?

That's seriously messed up, never seen that before.

Monkeynut · 31 Jul 2011 at 19:15

1. Tell the Daily Mail
2. Enrage Readers
3. Profit

'Wes · 31 Jul 2011 at 19:17

GJ02 said:
Don't be pedantic

You know when someone is dodgy
Looks like a loaner, and wears old clothes, and looks as if he could harm someone, and walks out of a small wooded area on the side of a dual carriage way, then just walks up to you and looks dodgy as hell ?

It was like that,

He was defiantly up to no good

Sounds like me in the morning, minus the woods parts.