Man inhales entire Dover Sole fish. Survives.

[wesley]

Did the clambulance called?

 

[jimmynaetroots]

I am joining the fish pun trend, just for the halibut

 

[Armageus]

The notoriety of getting too intimate with the fish kissing and ending up with 6 inches (14cm) down his throat

Nothing wrong with a bit of Red Snapper kissing

 

[Skiddley]

*Fish pun*

If you can't think of a fish pun, just let minnow.

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Feel sorry for his family, they must have been worried. Bet the wife battered him when he got home.

 

[Jean-F]

One man's fish is another man's poisson.

We have a winner, chief barker
is obviously a dab hand at this.

 

[peterwalkley]

We have a winner, chief barker
is obviously a dab hand at this.

What do you bouillabaisse this opinion on ?

 

[SpeedFreak]

EFA

Dammit, I missed that opportunity!

 

[Housey]

Dammit, I missed that opportunity!

I'm here all night

 

[Baron C]

Oh my cod!

(Best I could come up with on short notice!)

 

[JBuk]

Brill thread, can't be bothered to discus it though

 

[bliss]

It's a good job the paramedics didn't flouder while helping the guy!

 

[Rimsy]

Better for it to have come out his mouth than his carp hole...

 

[NVP]

I guess he dover soled himself with the first kiss

 

[antijoke]

And you lot have the cheek to say I should be banned. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[Orionaut]

Nothing wrong with a bit of Fish Huffing, especially when followed by a fresh Kitten chaser.

 

[Sasahara]

And you lot have the cheek to say I should be banned. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

We'll mullet over.

 

[Whitewater]

That must’ve bream in-tench for all involved.

 

[V F]

Salty thread.

 

[Safetytrousers]

Shellfish attention seaking.