Man Points

Stumble Bum · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:48

Right lads, lets keep this Alpha. Yorkie is not for girls and nor is this thread.

Today I scored some epic man points as I had a flat tyre and have never had to change one before, but I did it all by myself using my superior man brain, ergo serious man points for me today.

So come on chaps what man points have you earnt lately??? :cool:

Andelusion · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:48

Did a pretty smelly fart earlier.

platinum87 · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:49

I've beaten some girl so much that while she was all mouthy before, now she is nice and docile.

:rolleyes:

Murray · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:49

Andelusion said:
Did a pretty smelly fart earlier.

I Done a pretty huge dump.

Andelusion · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:49

Murray said:
I Done a pretty huge dump.

High five

Von Smallhausen · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:50

I cleared the gutter out for an elderly bloke in the street.

I glided across the rooftop like Batman. Man points ahoy.

Murray · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:50

Andelusion said:
High five

Yeah!

Andelusion · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:51

Von Smallhausen said:
I glided across the rooftop like Catwoman.

Corrected

Von Smallhausen · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:52

Oooh, impending ban !! :mad:

Morgoth · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:56

Uhhh, I bought 4 bottles of Mountain Dew?

Darkpilgrim · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:56

I put in a new dimmer switch without killing myself, pretty happy about that tbh.
Also should stop the nagging for a few days

Davies_M · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:57

I put some stuff in the attic while shouting 'We need a shed!'

The fact I don't own a shed is due to the fact I'm a skanky unwashed student that steals all your money for my drinking habits.

So does that negate my previously earned man points?

twist3d0n3 · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:58

i ate a kebab last night and drank loads of beer

TheCrow · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:58

I went shopping & tidied the house

Did get some drifting in on the fresh snow but nothing enough to cancel out my -ve man points.

Richie · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:58

err... cleared mine and my elderly neighbours paths as well as a large section of adjacent footpath of snow yesterday....

Hardly man points as its just pushing a shovel/brush but then neither is changing a tyre... Its like patting yourself on the back for wiring a plug FFS :confused:

Cosimo · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:59

Now if you had lifted the car with one hand and done it but you got the car handbook out of the glove compartment and followed the instructions. Nul points for you.

sigma · 9 Jan 2011 at 16:59

Stumble Bum said:
Today I scored some epic man points as I had a flat tyre and have never had to change one before, but I did it all by myself using my superior man brain, ergo serious man points for me today.

-Man points for thinking that changing a wheel is anything to be proud of IMO.

Ah, simulatorMAN agrees with me.

*salutes* o/

The Halk · 9 Jan 2011 at 17:00

I'm on a diet. So I'm eating nothing but meat.

TurnipHead · 9 Jan 2011 at 17:00

I spat, but it didn't detach from my mouth and I dribbled down my shirt.

sigma · 9 Jan 2011 at 17:02

The Halk said:
I'm on a diet. So I'm eating nothing but raw meat that I've caught with my bare hands.