I've spent the week wearing filthy jeans and a flannel shirt, sawing wood to lay a floor in the attic, which I then turned into a freeweights gym. There was a lot of powertools, carrying timber and iron with nothing but my manly physique and for the duration, I referred to every female that spoke to me as "woman". Whilst doing this I noticed that the shower pump was leaking. I don't know anything about plumbing, but i just fixed it anyway. I have eaten a steak every day for the week.
I will ruin this by drinking Coors 'light' and crying every time I see a puppy on TV for the next year.