Man Points

Danm54 said:
Been making stainless exhaust headers for my project.

GSXR street fighter, GSXR 1100 engine, EFI, big ass turbo!!!!

How many man points do i get???


:D
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Not many, sadly.

Man points = manifold not headers. :p

danza said:
I'm writing an assignment about programming robots. Not many women are into robot programming, so I guess it's pretty manly. Oh, and I'm also bare-chested and wrestling a polar bear that keeps getting in between my wireless mouse and its receiver. Damn well annoying me it is.




I'm really clutching at straws here.
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Which micros are you using? Are they programmed using C#?
 
Stumble Bum said:
Today I scored some epic man points as I had a flat tyre and have never had to change one before, but I did it all by myself using my superior man brain, ergo serious man points for me today.
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You think you get man points for that? How much of an omega are you :p
 
MrMeToo said:
broke down a brick post the other day with a hammer and a big drill, one minute it was there the next it was rubble. ROOOAAR!
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No man points. You didn't stand on top of the rubble with 1 arm in the air victorious. Always do the victorious stance at the end of using a big drill successfully.
 
Earlier on, I strolled into some dustball frontier town, chewed my 2 year-old cigar some and then shot fist-sized holes in about one hundred mustachiod banditos that had been having their wicked way with the town's senoritas.

The smoke curled out of my Colt's hot barrel as I strode, spurs jangling, to the saloon. The ladies were eager to show me their appreciation, but killing is thirsty work so I drank the place dry then cooked a couple of duck legs, served them up with chinese style noodles and then sat on the sofa and watched Lark Rise to Candleford with some rocky road. And my wife.
 
Built a snow bike
Changed the handbrake on the wife's car
Chopped up some kindling
Lit the fire with one match one bit of newspaper and the above kindling
Used a chainsaw to cut up some sleepers
Hired a breaker to break out a concrete slab

That was all this morning :p
 
Knocked my GF out on Kinect sports boxing after about 20 seconds of the first round earlier. Blocked everything she threw at me and the jab jab jab cross, haymaker goodnight.
 
Started talking to a girl in a club and my mates having a dry spell so literally started talking about how were out to celebrate him getting a new amazing job (lie) then introduced and they hooked up
 
I wrestled a bear to the floor and toured his fur off to make my self a new rug.

I also cleaned my room and installed satellite cable into my room :P

edit: I'm surprised no one has mentioned Chuck Norris and have said that they round housed kicked him and nudged him by a millimetre (impressive :D)
 
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When I woke up this morning I was so tired that I sat down to pee. I then spent the day in the kitchen, cooking and cleaning, and I'm currently doing some laundry.

No man points for me today :(
 
jp_bl_68 said:
When I woke up this morning I was so tired that I sat down to pee. I then spent the day in the kitchen, cooking and cleaning, and I'm currently doing some laundry.

No man points for me today :(
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I say man points are due!

Having the balls to say that without fearing being called XYZ = man points.

+5
 
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