Man Points

Ripped up old living room carpet today, then told my wife NO we are not getting a rug, put some socks on ffs

she wanted to spend £100 on a rug that covered most of the bare floor
we can get a carpet at the end of the month
 
epic man points for me ;)

spent the day sitting on the couch dieing with manflu :( insisting the wife fetches me multiple beers whilst i watch the footy
 
I've started to build my own pinball machine over the past two days, think i should get a few manpoints for that!

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To This:

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Then this:

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And finally:

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Powertools + Electrics = Man++
 
You can buy the buttons, controllers and such as a kit, however I did my own thing and just ordered what I needed at the time, loads of on-line arcade shops selling the gear, Gremlin Solutions being the guys i'm using at the moment.

Once all the trim parts / legs turn up from the states the cab will really start to take shape.
 
Man-points:
Some things that will earn you points:

• Completing a Rocky Marathon: +50
• Playing a riff on an electric guitar: + 3
• Downing petrol: + 7 points
• Climbing something high: + 5
• Shouting really loud and beating your chest: + 2
• Wrestling a lion: + 20
• Setting fire to some money: + 5
• Smoking a cigar: + 2
• Swallowing a live snake: + 30
• Sex: + 8 points
• Swearing: + 1
• Swearing at your boss: + 4
• Swearing at the queen: + 10
• Being aloof: + 2
• 3-some(two girls): + 30 points
• Lifting something really heavy: + 5
• Doing a massive poo: + 3
• Pushing yourself to the limit! + 9
• Exploding something: + 20
• Winning any kind of competition: +5
• Being on fire and not even caring: + 30
• Driving: + 2
• Riding a motor bike: + 3
• Being involved in a high-speed car chase: + 20
• Punching through a steel-enforced brick wall: + 50
• Eating raw eggs: + 1
• Eating raw meat: + 2
• Watching action films: + 2
• Completing a centurion or a 24 can challenge: +15
• Starting a fight with Chuck Norris: +40
• Climbing a mountain: +100
• Walking out of an explosion unharmed: + 25
• Melting stuff: + 3
• Starting a fight with Jack Bauer: +50
• Completing the Tough Guy Challenge: +100
• Hunting + 10
• Winning a fight with Chuck Norris: + 1,000,000,000 (Because its impossible)
• Being able to pop open a bra by looking at it + 50
• Sleeping with a gun under your pillow: +10
• Sleeping with a pillow under your gun: +100
• Clearing a room with a fart... 20 points: 25 if you successfully blame it on someone else, but 30 for admitting it.

Things that will lose you man points:
• Crying: -10
• Drinking deit coke: -2
• Watching Trisha/Oprah/any crap talkshow: -13
• Watching a romantic comedy: -2
• Watching chick flicks alone - 25
• Wearing clothes that are too small - 5
• Cuddling with small toys - 30
• Going to the bathroom together - 15
• Having an elaborate Myspace page - 25
• Taking too long in the bathroom (- 25), unless of course you are doing a massive poo, in which case you earn massive pointage
• Moisturising - 30
• Using painkillers - 15
• Going to the doctors - 20



Man-Rules:
Always repay drinks
Crying is for girls
Bleeding is your skin crying and crying is for girls
Pink and yellow are unnacceptable
Never leave a good man behind
Never leave a good piece of food
Never leave a good beer
 
40" 1080p Samsung, its got a HD freeview tuner so the salesman told me, said i didn't care because i was ripping it apart anyways, he almost fell over :p
 
I cut a hole through my parents ground floor, and created an epic series of man sized tunnels leading to each of their downstairs rooms. Then I went to B&Q for a browse of power tools, however ended up spending over £100 on uneccessary items :)
 
Real men cannot gain or lose points, points are only for those who are not men and never will be, you are either a Man or you are not, there is no trying to be a Man. If you are trying to be a Man then by your own criteria of 'Trying' you simply cannot be a Man.

Here endeth the lesson ladies, now run and put that toilet seat down before you all get shouted at and have your moisturisers and hair-straighteners taken away.
 
Alex_6n2 said:
Man-points:
Some things that will earn you points:

• Completing a Rocky Marathon: +50
• Playing a riff on an electric guitar: + 3
• Downing petrol: + 7 points
• Climbing something high: + 5
• Shouting really loud and beating your chest: + 2
• Wrestling a lion: + 20
• Setting fire to some money: + 5
• Smoking a cigar: + 2
• Swallowing a live snake: + 30
• Sex: + 8 points
• Swearing: + 1
• Swearing at your boss: + 4
• Swearing at the queen: + 10
• Being aloof: + 2
• 3-some(two girls): + 30 points
• Lifting something really heavy: + 5
• Doing a massive poo: + 3
• Pushing yourself to the limit! + 9
• Exploding something: + 20
• Winning any kind of competition: +5
• Being on fire and not even caring: + 30
• Driving: + 2
• Riding a motor bike: + 3
• Being involved in a high-speed car chase: + 20
• Punching through a steel-enforced brick wall: + 50
• Eating raw eggs: + 1
• Eating raw meat: + 2
• Watching action films: + 2
• Completing a centurion or a 24 can challenge: +15
• Starting a fight with Chuck Norris: +40
• Climbing a mountain: +100
• Walking out of an explosion unharmed: + 25
• Melting stuff: + 3
• Starting a fight with Jack Bauer: +50
• Completing the Tough Guy Challenge: +100
• Hunting + 10
• Winning a fight with Chuck Norris: + 1,000,000,000 (Because its impossible)
• Being able to pop open a bra by looking at it + 50
• Sleeping with a gun under your pillow: +10
• Sleeping with a pillow under your gun: +100
• Clearing a room with a fart... 20 points: 25 if you successfully blame it on someone else, but 30 for admitting it.

Things that will lose you man points:
• Crying: -10
• Drinking deit coke: -2
• Watching Trisha/Oprah/any crap talkshow: -13
• Watching a romantic comedy: -2
• Watching chick flicks alone - 25
• Wearing clothes that are too small - 5
• Cuddling with small toys - 30
• Going to the bathroom together - 15
• Having an elaborate Myspace page - 25
• Taking too long in the bathroom (- 25), unless of course you are doing a massive poo, in which case you earn massive pointage
• Moisturising - 30
• Using painkillers - 15
• Going to the doctors - 20



Man-Rules:
Always repay drinks
Crying is for girls
Bleeding is your skin crying and crying is for girls
Pink and yellow are unnacceptable
Never leave a good man behind
Never leave a good piece of food
Never leave a good beer
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