Man wanted for ‘inappropriate sexual behaviour’ with horses in Oswaldtwistle field

[ElliorR]

So is there appropriate sexual behaviour with a horse?

Yes, if you're a horse or possibly a Centaur.

 

[robgmun]

Was the horse male or female?

Seriously dude! neither makes it better!

 

[doofer]

He needs dobbin in.

 

[Redz]

Seriously dude! neither makes it better!

It might make a difference to the horse.

 

[Trusty]

He should tuck tail and run!

 

[anything I don't mind]

equal rights! maybe the horse likes him?

 

[UncleRuckus]

check his neck for horse bites.

 

[-BA-]

Lol read the first line and thought it was some very odd classified advert

 

[Jono8]

....

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I didn't think I'd been spotted.

 

[^TANK^]

Lolkwerk?

 

[Vampyre]

Caught Muffin the Mule? How embarrasing! Surely, it's only inappropriate if the horse says 'Neigh'?

 

[Soundood]

he'll be chewin at the bit, till hes caught

 

[MikeHunt79]

So is there appropriate sexual behaviour with a horse?

I prefer to call it interspecies erotica

 

[Hitman_Leon]

If he was the taker he will probably receiving urgent medical attention atm.

 

[Johnnytoxic]

Speaking of which did anyone see that video around the Nokia video phone age with that woman and a horse? Was it true she died?

 

[Mason-]

Poor bloke, I think we've all been caught out being seduced by those horses!

 

[Mason-]

Speaking of which did anyone see that video around the Nokia video phone age with that woman and a horse? Was it true she died?

Not sure about a woman but a man died from, err... internal bleeding.

Google Mr hands :/

 

[Curio]

If he was the taker he will probably receiving urgent medical attention atm.

It's not actually that bad, as long you've stretched well before hand...

 

[int]

Stop horsing around.