marmite, how do you eat yours?

Le_Petit_Lapin · 9 Feb 2006 at 12:38

Phog said:
I spread it on the bin and wave as it is driven away from my house in the big metal truck.

That must be costly, if your binman steals your wheelie-bin each week...

fatiain · 9 Feb 2006 at 12:41

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
That must be costly, if your binman steals your wheelie-bin each week...

If it was covered in Marmite, I'd have it away too.

Phog · 9 Feb 2006 at 12:51

I meant binbags then!

We don't have wheelie-bins here.

Vonhelmet · 9 Feb 2006 at 12:54

Marmite is awesome. Put it on toast with beans. Add cheese and brown sauce. Disclaimer: Your farts will melt glass.

It's also good on soldiers for your egg.

elroberto · 9 Feb 2006 at 14:58

On toast, with proper butter. I like it so much I bought one of these!

DJammyRasta · 9 Feb 2006 at 15:06

i would suggest u next buy urself some tastebuds... as the ones u have are obviously broken

Melm0 · 9 Feb 2006 at 15:45

Marmite and cheese pastry roll! mmmm mmm!

Lovely

Doohickey · 9 Feb 2006 at 15:47

Melm0 said:
Marmite and cheese pastry roll! mmmm mmm!

Lovely

MIFFY! Best sig ever

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Sic · 9 Feb 2006 at 15:48

i'd rather spread margarine between fatiain's toes and sensually lick it off than put my mouth anywhere near marmite.

Retsef · 9 Feb 2006 at 15:52

Scotch egg cut in half. Generous portion of marmite on the halved eggs.

Vegemite sucks.

fatiain · 9 Feb 2006 at 15:52

Sic said:
i'd rather spread margarine between fatiain's toes and sensually lick it off than put my mouth anywhere near marmite.

*vomits*

jpmonkey69 · 10 Feb 2006 at 08:58

Marmite and peanut butter (smooth!!!) sandwitches.

Melm0 · 10 Feb 2006 at 09:26

Doohickey said:
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Youve just gotta love it

fatiain · 10 Feb 2006 at 09:30

jpmonkey69 said:
Marmite and peanut butter (crunchy!!!) sandwitches.

Fixxorred

Pinkeyes · 10 Feb 2006 at 10:14

I find it best if the lid is on, its on the shelf, preferably left in the shop and left to go passed its sell by date.

How can you eat this stuff ?

Is there something WRONG with you !?

siztenboots · 10 Feb 2006 at 11:08

Pinkeyes said:
I find it best if the lid is on, its on the shelf, preferably left in the shop and left to go passed its sell by date.!?

Can marmite go off, the one reason I eat the stuff rarely is the cardiac arrest amount of salt

Pinkeyes · 10 Feb 2006 at 11:29

siztenboots said:
Can marmite go off, the one reason I eat the stuff rarely is the cardiac arrest amount of salt

Well thats an interesting point. I'm going to start a new thread along these lines...

But I wouldn't know - as I utterly detest the stuff... already tastes like it has gone off to me.

Exentia · 10 Feb 2006 at 12:24

fatiain said:
Fixxorred

goes without saying really! I have to say smooth peanut butter is just.....well....Ghey! I mean really REALLY HOMOGHEY!!!

Vonhelmet · 10 Feb 2006 at 12:32

The chances of Marmite going off are miniscule. There's too much salt in it.

As for "cardiac arrest" amounts of salt... spread it thinly!

Also, I concur that smooth peanut butter is rubbish. It's like marmalade with no peel, or yoghurts with no fruity bits in. What's the point of that, huh?

fatiain · 10 Feb 2006 at 12:34

Exentia said:
goes without saying really! I have to say smooth peanut butter is just.....well....Ghey! I mean really REALLY HOMOGHEY!!!

It could only be a little gheyer if it were pink and came in a fluffy jar.