Masterchef...

Fatty Greg - "whoever wins its gunna change THEIR LIFE" (**** loads of emphasis on those last two words).

Actually, John T Rhodes says this.

And to show just how really pathetic I am, I know that they re-recorded this quote for the title sequences. In the last series he had an australian twang on the word 'life' (sounded like 'loyyff'), yet this series his twang is on the word 'change' (sounds more like 'choaynge').

I think I watch too much masterchef.
 
It's a great show but the format they use for the quarter-finals puzzles me slightly. I wish they would change it so they still do the ingredient and "passion" tests, but let all 4 cook the three-course meal anyway.
 
Change their life? Bah!

What about the winner last year, he turned his back on the chance to chainge his life as it was too stressful to work in a professional kitchen!

What a waste of a everyone's time and oppurtunity!

The finals are so low budget, they pick a muddy or snow frozen field full of weekend TA recruits and give em tinned slop, school dinners, and a fancy tv dinner at a posh old peoples home.
 
what does budget matter? XFactor has a massive budget and look at the dross they turn out year on year.

Although I do agree that most fo the finalists/winners never see the inside of a professional kitchen again. The only one i can think of was a guy about 2 years ago who went out in the finals and got himself a job in a restaurant kitchen.
 
Johnny is a class A bell. A giant turd of an Irish failue.

Hopefully James will win. He's the most consistant. The girl is inspired but needs a bit more grounding in the basics. Maybe next year.
 
The woman that won the last series Thomasina Miers burnt a piece of fish the other day live on UK TV food oh how I chuckled !!
 
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