Megan Fox

dirtydog · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:09

Being banned from a joke forum

versus

Being a 40 year old virgin living with his parents

Erm

I think the first one is less embarrassing TBH

G|mp · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:10

I wouldn't touch her with yours.

I would touch her with mine, till it fell off.

timaloy · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:12

i also have very low standards so i would have to say yes ,yes i would

Housey · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:12

Bad skin, some bad and broken bits but by christ she polishes up well. All night long and I wouldn't expect a fry up in the morning either.....well not after the first night after night 2 it goes without saying.

Rameses · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:16

Personally, I'd do anything to be with her....even if she kept me locked away like some dog.

All I want to do is lick her all over.

Artest · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:17

I've stumbled upon the secret homo thread.

Digitalle · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:31

olegs said:
I've stumbled upon the secret homo thread.

+1

...till the neighbours complain about the smell springs to mind

^TANK^ · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:37

icey_haj said:
She's not even that hot. I don't see what the fuss is tbh.

^TANK^ · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:39

AmTechFox said:
Personally, I'd do anything to be with her....even if she kept me locked away like some dog.

All I want to do is lick her all over.

What about if shes into scat

?

Jokester · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:41

I dunno if it's just me, but has she got a bit of an adam's apple going on as well?

Housey · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:43

^TANK^ said:
What about if shes into scat?

She is I am told...

....by a make believe person who wanted to get the internet all astir

The Halk · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:49

Jokester said:
I dunno if it's just me, but has she got a bit of an adam's apple going on as well?

Yep. But an Adam's Apple is just a piece of cartlidge that all men and women have. On women it's typically in a different position than men.

It's a bit of a fallacy that it's a specific organ only present in men.

That said she's pretty, but she's really not especially hot in my opinion. I guess we all have different tastes.

MarcLister · 12 Oct 2009 at 21:57

Fenris said:
because she has a fanclub of pervy men who wear beige trousers and sit at the back of cinemas breathing heavily.

</rant>

I wear blue jeans ta.

rjk · 12 Oct 2009 at 22:55

megan fox... \care? tbh