Memory Stick for the brain

Sally: Hi There, How can I help you ?
you: hi
you: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=memsti&CMP=EMC-MAR_OFF10
you: im suing you for false advertisement
Sally: I see
Sally: lol
you: this is no laughing matter
Sally: I see
you: my legal team are personally suing you
Sally: lol ok
you: its not even april ffs
Sally: So you tried to buy one?
you: er no, how dumb do u think i am
Sally:er..
you: if i had what you send me for 189 quid
you: this is very poor customer service
Sally: Well nothing in this instance - you cant actually purchase one
you: who thought this one up then
you: bet it was you, ya rascal!
Sally: lol i wish
Sally: Im not that clever
you: whyd you wish that
you: do u get paid for this lol
Sally: yes they pay me in beans
you: i see
you: heinz?
Sally: how did you know?
you: i used to work there too
Sally: Really!!
you: er no...
Sally: we are all in an office
you: awesome job
Sally: they dont even give us chairs
you: no chairs!!! call the union
Sally: we are more concerned about the beans really
you: anyway expect to hear from my lawyer
Sally: ok
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:p
 
I had a go:P


Sally: Hi There, How can I help you ?
you: Hello
you: you: I was wondering if you had used this and if you reccomend it, i am intrested in buying one for the wife, and my mum, if that fails i could move them both out and move a snooker table in
Sally: Hi
Sally: lol
you: I really need one
Sally: From what I have heard
Sally: They are very useful
you: I forgot why i am here
you: Sorry, my memory is awful
Sally: lol
Sally: well im plugged in so I am fine
you: It isn't April fools yet !!!11111
you: Your plugged in, therfore turned on?
Sally: lol
you: I wish i never heard voices of a night or id buy one
Sally: well your mum could test it for you
you: If she remembers
you: i may just go for the snooker room anyway
Sally: good idea!
Sally: or our arcade table
you: Who am i?
Sally: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=ARCTAB
you: Well, i have to go, i need a number 2
you: damn, my legs getting warm, must go bye
Sally: well you enjoy it
Sally: ok bye now
you: yep, your time to sally, sally, go, go sally go
Sally: :)
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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Sasha'
you: Hello
you: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=memsti&CMP=EMC-MAR_OFF10
you: is that complete lies?
Sasha: no, we wouldn't lie to customers?
you: well does it actually work!?
Sasha: I can't remember
you: you cant remember?
you: maybe you should by one?
you: not me...
Sasha: maybe I will. Yes they do work :-)
you: it only holds 2 and a half hours of memory..
you: thats no good really is it?
Sasha: Do you have a lot of memories then?
you: it depends if ive just been doing "things" with a lady friend doesnt it?
Sasha: what kind of "things"?
you: why would you like to know, im not cybering tbfh
you: "things" where its fun for the both of us to do..
Sasha: ah like swimming?
you: if you like watersports thats your choice.
Sasha: bit messy
you: if you say so....i wouldnt really know ^^ do you work there? or are you just a random off the street?
Sasha: I can't remember
you: this is very open discussioned customer service i must say...
you: by a memory stick! if you cannot remember!
Sasha: well, we aim to please
you: hubba hubba
Sasha: baby
you: hmm
you: interesting
Sasha: what is?
you: "baby"
Sasha: hubba bubba
you: lol having fun over there? this is better than MSN!!
Sasha: its great fun
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you have got to be kiddin me! im a winn0r i plled a chick from mumbai!

you: i have realised...
you: so why is there like a person with a headset on and its like all purple and pshychedelic
Sasha: ** tripping
you: really damnnnn
you: you should take some
you: what time do you finish work and where are you based...we could go for e-drinks :P
you: lol
Sasha: we're in Mumbai
you: damn thats a bit far...
Sasha: get a flight with easyjet
you: why would i do that?
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Lmfao!

Sasha: I can't remember, who are you again?
you: see you definately need that usb memory stick
Sasha: whats that?
you: see what i mean, pure comedy... you my tpye of female you wouldnt remember a thing in the morning!
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i like the way they're making everyone look like idiots and they're STILL posting! bless :p

they're so not in Mumbai dude.
 
Apparantly there's going to be a few more 'interesting' items advertised tomorrow, this one's just a teaser (according to the mini-mail I got anyway). I've been on the lookout for some tartan paint for a while so fingers crossed. :)
 
Sasha: my boss is reading your chat & its making her hot
you: really she cyba!?
you: Lol
Sasha: she is
you: she might be old tho, yach
Sasha: how old are you?
you: old enough dont you worry lmfao.
Sasha: legal?
you: of course.
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Omg.
 
I love business like that. those that are able to have a laugh and not remain formal all of the time. Kudos to IWOOT.
 
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