1. Men are like .......Laxatives . They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like . Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
How many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Made me chortle....first one to have a sense of humour failure is smelly!
2. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like . Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
How many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Made me chortle....first one to have a sense of humour failure is smelly!
