Men are like.....*puts on tin hat*

Pebbles

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1. Men are like .......Laxatives . They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like . Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like . Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
How many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.


Made me chortle....first one to have a sense of humour failure is smelly! :p
 
Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Clingfilm
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
 
Cybermyk said:
Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Clingfilm
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
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damn you :P i just posted a seperate thread for that :(
 
Pebbles said:
1.(wo) Men are like .......Laxatives . They serve a definable purpose but they're not something you want all the time

2. (wo)Men are like Bananas . when the skin starts to go, they turn 'loose' inside.

3. (wo)Men are like . Weather . Sunny days can turn into thunderstorms at the drop of a hat

4. (wo)Men are like . Blenders . They should be in the kitchen.

5. (wo)Men are like . Chocolate Bars ... nice to eat but can make a sticky mess all over your chin if it's too hot.

6. (wo)Men are like ...... Commercials . they'll lie through their teeth if they think you'll buy something.

7. (wo)Men are like . Department Stores. Scatty and without logical order.

8. (wo)Men are like Government Bonds . by the time you get to use them, they're old and you want a newer one.

9. (wo)Men are like . Mascara . inexplicably expensive.

10. (wo)Men are like . Popcorn . . you can be munching away in bliss then suddenly they break your tooth.

11. (wo)Men are like . Snowstorms . They get in the way of actually doing stuff.

12. (wo)Men are like . Lava Lamps . . turn them on and they go all gloopy...


Made me chortle....first one to have a sense of humour failure is smelly! :p
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*n
 
penski said:
That's because I'm really funny.

*n
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You forgot this

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