Soldato
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A duck waddles into a pub, goes upto the bar and asks the barman "you got any bread"?
The barman replys "Bread? no we dont sell bread, just beer and spirits"
With that the duck waddles out.
The next day the duck waddles into the pub, goes upto the bar and asks the barman "you got any bread"?
The barman replys "I told you yesterday we dont sell bread, just beer and spirits"
With that the duck waddles out.
The next day the duck waddles into the pub, goes upto the bar and asks the barman "you got any bread"?
The barman replys "I told you yesterday we dont sell bread, just beer and spirits" Angrily he proclaims "If you come in here asking for bread again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar"!
The next day the duck waddles into the pub, goes upto the bar and asks the barman "you got any nails"?
The barman says "no I dont have any nails"
with that the duck says "In that case, you got any bread"?
The barman replys "Bread? no we dont sell bread, just beer and spirits"
With that the duck waddles out.
The next day the duck waddles into the pub, goes upto the bar and asks the barman "you got any bread"?
The barman replys "I told you yesterday we dont sell bread, just beer and spirits"
With that the duck waddles out.
The next day the duck waddles into the pub, goes upto the bar and asks the barman "you got any bread"?
The barman replys "I told you yesterday we dont sell bread, just beer and spirits" Angrily he proclaims "If you come in here asking for bread again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar"!
The next day the duck waddles into the pub, goes upto the bar and asks the barman "you got any nails"?
The barman says "no I dont have any nails"
with that the duck says "In that case, you got any bread"?
