Jim Wells - Pride and Prejudice
As the dust settles on the Belfast Pride parade 2017 Jim Wells has today tweeted that he has resigned from the National Trust "a...nd will now support other charities." This follows the National Trust's participation in the procession.
It is another example of that mixture of ignorance and childishness that we've all come to expect from our former Health Minister.
Withdrawing your support for organisations on the basis of members carrying a banner at Pride in Belfast, or elsewhere, is bound to throw up a dilemma or two.
For example Jim would no longer be able to do the weekly shop at Tescos, Sainsburys or Asda. He couldn't possibly support the Police, Fire Service or Ambulance Service after they paraded down a proud Royal Avenue this afternoon baked in sunshine and awash with people and colour.
If any of his wages are resting in a Barclays or Ulster Bank account they would have course have to be withdrawn on Monday morning.
ITV and Q Radio are on the naughty list. Might have to think twice about doing an interview with them again.
Any 02 or Vodafone contracts will have to be cancelled. BT too? There goes the landline.
Queens took part in Pride today. Jim might feel the need to remove reference to his Alma Mater on his Facebook account. Heck he'd better delete that social media account altogether given that Zuckerberg's baby sponsors Pride events around the world.
Microsoft gives money to New York Pride so the Assembly computers will have to be returned to the fourth floor of Parliament Buildings for decommissioning.
If Jim is going to boycott all organisations and companies using the same criteria he has used for the National Trust he will not be able to use social media outlets, most mainstream phone companies and computer operating systems.
Therefore I wish him well in his homophobic crusade. If he sticks to his principles we might not have to listen to any more of this nonsense.
Once Jim's views were mainstream and Pride was a periphery event. Now Jim is on the periphery and Pride is mainstream. And the world is a better place because of it.