Missing a joke....

The last Onion article I saw someone take seriously was when Dell annouced they had achieved their business targets and were going to cease trading. This blows it out of the water though.

Reproduced in case the penny drops.
Murder without conscience
Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person, Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4227&special=1999

When referring to the killing of her child she said:

"I am totally psyched for this abortion!"

"Those pro-life activists made it pretty clear that, unlike me, they actually think abortion is bad and to be avoided. Are they nuts? Abortion is the best!"

"It wasn't until now that I was lucky enough to be pregnant with a child I had no means to support."

"I just know it's going to be the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine surgery ever!"



Who does Miss Weber blame her abortion on? The pro-life movement.

"The funny thing is, I actually have the pro-life movement to thank for this opportunity."



It's our fault? She says:

"If my HMO wouldn't have bowed to their pressure not to cover oral contraceptives, I never would've gotten pregnant in the first place."



Sorry ma'am, if you hadn't had sex you wouldn't have gotten pregnant, it's not the HMO's fault for not supporting your promiscuity while not married.

To sum it up, Miss Weber said:

"I realize there are people who will criticize me, calling me selfish and immature because I took "the easy way out." I realize there are those who will condemn me to hell for what I'm about to do. Well, I don't care what they say: It's worth it for all the fun and laughs I'm going to have at the clinic. So listen up, world: I'm pro-abortion... and I love it! See you at my post-abortion party, everybody!"



Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.

Speak out against abortion. Don't just complain about it. Join the Monthly Call for Life at MonthlyCallForLife.com. We call, email and/or march to let our representatives know that we will not stop until they stop the killing of innocent human beings!

MonthlyCallForLife.com
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Further proof, if ever it was needed, that 'pro-life' groups are Republicans who picked up the wrong sign up sheet.

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fini said:
Further proof, if ever it was needed, that 'pro-life' groups are Republicans who picked up the wrong sign up sheet.

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Please keep in mind that not all Republicans are anti-abortion, pro-life, all that silly stuff. Most of us simply chose the lesser of two evils. ;)
 
I nearly peed myself with that one, what a fool!
just shows himself (and a few of the Pro Life croud, not all) for the stupid, reactionary retards that they are.
 
Haha nonsmart/smartlychallenged (my words are GOOD ok? :p ) are so funny :)

mrk1@1 said:
It may not be real but I don't find it funny, satirical or even remotely appropriate tbh.
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How can you not find it satirical? I fail to see the point. It IS satire, that's what it exists as. If it wasn't then it could only be CONSIDERED to be real.
 
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