missus found me looking at pron

[stinka]

basicaly i got in from work and she came in and found me looking at pron

shes goin off her head saying i dont love her etc.

this isnt helped by the fact she checked my emails and i had one from an internet dating site about me wanting a new password etc.

i only replied to an email from dating company as they had a security breach and needed everyone to reset there passwords

i do love her, we've been together for a year, but shes insecure at best and obviously this situation hasnt helped

any positive advice greatly appreciated

de stink

 

[stinka]

Just explain that you think it is only natural, but if she really has a problem with it you'll stop right away as you don't want to hurt her feelings.

done that mate, like i said shes insecure

ahem...

can i be honest with you guys.. u know man to man like...

lets just say at the time i was well taking the situation in hand

 

[stinka]

If you weren't a member of a dating site then you'd not have received the email... or you're a bit gullible to reply to an email from a dating site you don't belong to

i am a member mate but just for research purposes to remind me of how ugly most of the single femail population are

 

[stinka]

Haha, Ocuk never fails. Comedy gold. Obviously not for you though :/

indeed... in retrospect i should have ignored my after work urges and just loaded up bf 2142

 

[stinka]

So I think we have established that "she came in and found me looking at pron" actually translates to "she found me teasing one out".

ONE FAIL TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

*raises hands and says "you got me"*

 

[stinka]

fixt

lol

grrr so much for some good advice eh

still ocuk prolly not best place to ask for advice on this problem

 

[stinka]

Stinka,

You're a noob. Seriously, how did you get so badly busted?

well my pcs in the lounge and the front door looks straight at my pc and was unlocked

Don't worry it will all work out but please understand that looking a porn for a male is as natural as a woman wanting to buy too many shoes...

i know, im just trying to explain that to her

shes got two sisters and no brothers and imo if a girl grows up without a brother she has a problem understanding basic male instincts....... hang on that sounds a bit sick

 

[stinka]

Don't try and rationalise it by saying if you're walking down the street you look at other women and that's fine, as she probably won't like that

lol that was my first arguement

 

[stinka]

One of the most disturbing porn viewing experience I had was whilst 'finishing up' watching a particularly noisy scene of Maria Osawa, realising that I had infact only turned ONE of my speaker monitors off, I was using headphones and didn't realise, cue about 5 minutes of setting there with this expression: Going oh pants, oh pants, oh pants

lol

i see ** 19, so prolly still live at home, nasty mate i coudnt look my mum in the eye next day if that was me

 

[stinka]

Did you not hear her open the door or walk in? I that time you could have closed it

Or is she like a ninja?

i paniced and my hand started shaking and i just couldnt hit the X

she was in and like "hi..... oh whats going on"

theres me starkers with a lob on "er nothing love" frantically clicking me mouse..... .... bang to rights TBH

 

[stinka]

My ex caught me cracking one out in bed...I pretended to be asleep then when she confronted me the next morning, I looked really upset and pretended that I suffered from a form of sleep-walking that really got to me and made me feel bad.

Two bonuses: she made me breakfast and we had a bit of fun...AND I could do it again without fear of reprimand.

*n

funny that, as my ex swears blind that i used to masturbate in my sleep

she'd say i was sat bolt upright furiously tugging in the middle of the night, but i'd have absolutely no recollection of it in the morning

any ways, more on current situation, ive explained that its something ive all ways done since we'll before we got together and for years

she seems ok with it today, but obviously i'll not mention it again

 

[stinka]

I know of a lad who was living at home and was mid thrift, it was around dinner time and he was well into it with some music on. When he had dispelled the cartridge as to speak he looked up and his sunday dinner had been placed on his bedside table and the door shut again, so bacically his mam had called him heard nothing and came in!!! just put the dinner down and went.

that stories as old as time TBH mate

 

[stinka]

My mum, caught me and the missus stark naked in my single bed a few weeks ago. That took a lot of explaining.

why didnt you just say "i was shagging her, as she is my girlfriend"