Monday Joke

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A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.

Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed.

Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the police disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs."

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
 
Why did the police sergeant draw a wonky house?

He was pretending to be a baby!


What happens if you cross a kangaroo with a spring?

A kangaroo who lives in a matress!


What did the Eskimo have for his dinner?

Fuzzy Felts!
 
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions.

I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.

She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

I answered, "A Fottle."

She asked, "What else do you have?"

I answered, "A folding carton."

She said, "What do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.....
 
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