Monday Joke
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Why did apok get banned?
For making terrible jokes!
Not funny? That's right, but still better than the OP's joke.
*EDIT*
Why did apok get banned?
For making terrible jokes!
Not funny? That's right, but still better than the OP's joke.
Same
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Heard it before not brilliant but not bad
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How do you know when the girl you are seeing is too young for you?
When you have to make aeroplane noises to get her to open her mouth
When you have to make aeroplane noises to get her to open her mouth
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How do you know when the girl you are seeing is too young for you?
When you have to make aeroplane noises to get her to open her mouth
Don't know what's more creepy the joke or the fact that you wink after it..
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I used the wink incase some fools didnt get the punchline but edited anyway to spare my dignity
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I used the wink incase some fools didnt get the punchline but edited anyway to spare my dignity
Thats right deny it but we already know how much of an evil deviant you really are!
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Thats right deny it but we already know how much of an evil deviant you really are!
Damn... *hangs self*
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Damn... *hangs self*
Dibs on his loot!
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I'm glad my Facebook isn't a real book.
Many of the pages would be stuck together by now.
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I was just telling my girlfriend how our Rohypnol party was a complete success.
"What Rohypnol party?" She asked.
Exactly.
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Apparently, the Pope reckons that condoms 'make things worse' in regards to the AIDS epidemic.
The day I take sex advice from an 82-year-old virgin, is the same day I take parenting advice from Kate and Gerry McCann.
Many of the pages would be stuck together by now.
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I was just telling my girlfriend how our Rohypnol party was a complete success.
"What Rohypnol party?" She asked.
Exactly.
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Apparently, the Pope reckons that condoms 'make things worse' in regards to the AIDS epidemic.
The day I take sex advice from an 82-year-old virgin, is the same day I take parenting advice from Kate and Gerry McCann.
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I read the last two in the voice of jimmy carr for some reason... Are those from his set ?
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Buggered if I know, I just copy/paste em when joke threads go bad. don't want to leave people disappointed.
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All good jokes so far and a little loling, keep 'em coming.