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A young boy gets in the bath with his Mum. He says, "What's that hairy thing Mum?"
Mum replies, "That's my sponge."
"Oh yes!" says the boy. "The babysitters got one, I've seen her washing Dad's face with it!"
A Vicar books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
She replies, "No Sir, it's just regular porn - you sick *******!"
Oldies but goodies.
Scientists have discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this they gave 3 men 12 pints to drink. Within minutes of consuming the beer they all talked ****e, gained weight and couldn't park a car.
A Feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban and is not pleased to find that women must walk 5 paces behind men. A year later she returns and is delighted to find that men must now walk 5 paces behind women. She asked the interpreter, "What brought about the change?" He replied, "Land mines!"
dP
Mum replies, "That's my sponge."
"Oh yes!" says the boy. "The babysitters got one, I've seen her washing Dad's face with it!"
A Vicar books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
She replies, "No Sir, it's just regular porn - you sick *******!"
Oldies but goodies.
Scientists have discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this they gave 3 men 12 pints to drink. Within minutes of consuming the beer they all talked ****e, gained weight and couldn't park a car.
A Feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban and is not pleased to find that women must walk 5 paces behind men. A year later she returns and is delighted to find that men must now walk 5 paces behind women. She asked the interpreter, "What brought about the change?" He replied, "Land mines!"
dP
