Monday Jokes (merged with others)

Droolinggimp · 3 Jul 2006 at 12:10

Monday Joke

Ok did a search and no results so here goes...

(This joke may be old, I dont know. I thought it was funny)

A journalist interviews Sir Paul McCartney:

Journalist: “So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever go down on one knee again?”

Sir Paul: “I’d prefer it if you called her Heather”.

Visage · 3 Jul 2006 at 12:14

Efour · 3 Jul 2006 at 12:16

Visage said:
:/

LoadsaMoney · 3 Jul 2006 at 12:16

PMSL, i like it.

Droolinggimp · 3 Jul 2006 at 12:17

Good at least one person liked it.. Thats made my day

singist · 3 Jul 2006 at 12:19

Sorry; it's old, it's been posted before and ............ it's not funny.
Try harder.

Yas786 · 3 Jul 2006 at 12:19

Roffles

, i liked it as well

Droolinggimp · 3 Jul 2006 at 12:21

singist said:
Sorry; it's old, it's been posted before and ............ it's not funny.
Try harder.

It is funny..

monkeypants · 3 Jul 2006 at 12:58

It would be funny if I understood it. Here's some jokes I do understand!

What do you get if you cross a donkey with Spanish hero Don Quixote?

Donkey Quiz-boat?

What happened when the snowman had a bath?

He froze up the taps!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he made a mess of one!

neil3k · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:01

Monkeypants

can you please stop it they're just not funny. pmsl

Beerbaron · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:01

LOL

i thought droolinggimp's was better

Kol · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:03

monkeypants said:
It would be funny if I understood it. Here's some jokes I do understand!

What do you get if you cross a donkey with Spanish hero Don Quixote?

Donkey Quiz-boat?

What happened when the snowman had a bath?

He froze up the taps!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he made a mess of one!

No no no no NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. Seriously dude, where do you get these from? They're awfully bad. The last one isn't even a joke, it's a simple statement!

alexakasloth · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:04

This thread is a joke

Monkeypants: You're one bad joke away from going on my ignore list

jakeke · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:04

monkeypants, your jokes are the best, sir

Vonhelmet · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:15

Monkeypants: What has happened to your sig? Bring back the Mexan hat!

Nazbit · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:18

vonhelmet said:
Monkeypants: What has happened to your sig? Bring back the Mexan hat!

Looks like its there to me.

As for the jokes.....far to cheesey

Vonhelmet · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:20

Nazbit said:
Looks like its there to me.

Ooh, it's back. Must have been a screw up at my end.

vanandjuanunited · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:26

monkeypants said:
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he made a mess of one!

Surely that should be in case he made a hole in one. :confused:

monkeypants · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:29

williamw11 said:
Surely that should be in case he made a hole in one.

No, it's incase he did a big poo on a long drive while still wearing his trousers.

Vonhelmet · 3 Jul 2006 at 13:37

williamw11 said:
Surely that should be in case he made a hole in one.

I think you need to check Monkeypants' posting history.