Monday Jokes (merged with others)

What did the big potato say to the little potato?

Do you like potatoes?


What did the big zookeeper say to the small zookeeper?

Stop hiding in those bristles!


What did the Eskimo have for his dinner?

Roast ice!
 
monkeypants said:
What did the big potato say to the little potato?

Do you like potatoes?


What did the big zookeeper say to the small zookeeper?

Stop hiding in those bristles!


What did the Eskimo have for his dinner?

Roast ice!
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how are they jokes, there just random sentences you've made up
 
aw monkeypants is wasted in here. I had to invent a new acronym after reading his jokes. CIRL!


(clapped in real life)
 
monkeypants said:
What did the big potato say to the little potato?

Do you like potatoes?


What did the big zookeeper say to the small zookeeper?

Stop hiding in those bristles!


What did the Eskimo have for his dinner?

Roast ice!
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The only joke going on here is your lack of humour sadly :/
 
Tru said:
aw monkeypants is wasted in here. I had to invent a new acronym after reading his jokes. CIRL!


(clapped in real life)
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Hmmmm. I find alternative humour as funny as the next guy, but I can only find monkeypants funny if I am on an illegal substance. Nice effort anyway :/
 
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