Mondays joke thread!

[KizZ]

What do you call two chavs on one bike?




Organized crime!

Why are the chavs getting stronger?




TVs are getting bigger!

Why are all the chavs fast runners?




All the slow ones are in jail

 

[WotDa]

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haha, funny chav jokes I've not seen before.

 

[Dead Dog]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.



I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?



I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.


A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.



He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.



When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "... and where do you think you're going?"



She said, "I'm going home too.. I can't work in the dark.

 

[Zefan]

She said, "I'm going home too.. I can't work in the dark.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooofl.

 

[anksta]

I feel it's a million times better than Monkypants' jokes, they suck

yeah they do, unbelievably. Normally smilin when goin through these joke threads and his are always there, standin out like a sore thumb and makin him look like a tit. Anyone who thinks they're funny needs to go outside more.

 

[Shifter_Hull]

HAHAHA