Mormons

I believe in science so I have no beliefs. Saying that I respect the choices of people, long as it keeps them happy. What I don't like is Jehovah's that try force religion onto people who are clearly not interested.

I deliver to a Mormon regularly, she has a mansion with electric gates and massive driveway up to her house (loaded). Lovely women, I didn't even know she was a Mormon until another driver told me. She seems happy enough, which is all that counts.
 
Although not particularly religious I'm going to compliment Vincent on having the guts to stick his head over the parapet, particularly here and chat in a polite, reasoned respectful manner - well played sir!
ozaudio said:
are Mormons and morons the same?
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Wow, bet they've never heard that one before... Nice work. *sigh*
 
estebanrey said:
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Sums it up nicely. A known con-man/freeloader with no money to his name finds religious plates given to him by an angel that only he can read.

If this came through on your email you would click report spam and forget about it.

I think I can remember a Family Guy episode which made me read up on Smith as I thought it was so ridiculous they must be making it up, or at least using a certain degree of artistic licence. No, that really was how he did it.
 
Macro said:
Although not particularly religious I'm going to compliment Vincent on having the guts to stick his head over the parapet, particularly here and chat in a polite, reasoned respectful manner - well played sir!
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Thats my general consensus with mormons tbh, every one ive met has always been kind enough and polite enough. They might be a little bit crazy with their thinking, but it makes them happy and they're not hurting me, so i honestly don't mind them!

If they were fairies at the bottom of my garden, id leave them candy. They are pretty cool guys.
 
vincent1989 said:
I didn't really choose it as such, I was raised a Mormon, I accepted it was true based on my parents understandings as is the case with most people and as is the case with most people I had a crisis of faith when I reached my mid-late teens.
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So brainwashed and indoctrinated from a young age then. Usual.
 
Q. What do you get if you cross a Mormon with a Unitarian ?

A. Someone who knocks on your door for no particular reason.
 
So Mormons are deluded, though pleasant fellows, and athieism holds the high seat of knowledge and understanding; just another morning on GD.
 
I ended up sitting next to a Mormon girl in a flight to Salt Lake City. She was heading home from darkest Ireland after completing her missionary thing. Offered to show me her tabernacle. Was a bit disappointed when I found out it was.
 
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A couple of guys knocked on my door about 15 years ago.

Them: Hi, we're from the Church of the Latter Day Saints.
Me: Yes?
Them: Have you not heard of us?
Me: No.
Them: Err, ok... bye.

Strange people.
 
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It is amusing :D Everyone, fan of South Park or note, should check out that episode (All About Mormons) for... just a brilliant summary on how religion is perceived. Spot on. 5 stars. I gush in approval.
 
Around about 1982 a couple of Mormons knocked on my door, I told them I wasn't interested and then one of them looked past me saying "A Gibson Les Paul, I won't see mine for another 3 years because it's back in Sweden" so I invited them in while he showed me what to do with one.

Around 1985 I got a phone call from someone wanting to book my band and they asked for a list of material we did which was all 50s & 60s stuff at the time. They also asked if there was any chance of learning Leaving On A Jet Plane which I said was easy. It was a leaving do for a Mormon going on their door knocking tour and it was actually held in their hall up in Newcastle Under Lyme somewhere. It was a cracking night and we were told we could take our own alcohol but we stuck to juice and ended up playing Leaving On A Jet Plane 5 times.

This has been bought to you from the storybook of Dimple's Anecdotes.
 
So a convicted con man sets up a religion and gets his followers to give him all their money ? lol sounds awesome where do i sign lol. There is a video of richard dawkins on a show in norway were he talks about mormons which is very funny, especially when one of the guests turns out to be one lol
 
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