Most hated word?

You so fancy me, well I don't fancy you! unless you have boobs, and are a woman :O :p
 
"like" in a south wales accent is simliar to daggers stabbign at my ear's.
But the word "said" in books is a close secound (harry potter is a clear example of this, big battle harry gets blown across the room," harry said to ron" gahhhhh!!!)

When people think they can use punctuation! :mad:
 
It is generally believed that pantyhose is the epitome of gayness, especially in France. However the slippy nature of the credit crunch meaning lots of ladies are finding their panties lined with discharge at the prospect of loosing all their money like (in a south wales accent). No one likes to guesstimate how much the value of their house has dropped, and many people have received bills with the word "REMITtance" in them. As a result many individuals have had to resort to selling their cars, using words like "mint" and "innit" in the advert. However the price of used cars has also dropped, and people are all like "whaaaat?" when they find out how much its really worth during this recession.

Many people dont like the recession, especially those that suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, as recession itself is a fairly long word. Many people consider bankers to be a load of douches, and it has gotten necessary to create bespoke websites to show that the failure of the bankers is not aight in the publics eyes. Many of these websites are created whilst running a Microsoft operating system. Protesters have LOBBYed in the streets shouting words like ****. People have been covered in tar and then feathers, peoples relationships have suffered after these gruesome attacks. Phrases like "Not tonight" "would it help if i became a Muslim?" "But ive written you a soppy poem" and most obviously "Not tonight Paul, i have a headache/smelly area/strop on/better offer/ semi automatic rifle/mechanical substitute that is far better/girlfriend now." have become far more apparant in recent weeks.

I met up with a few people to discuss their thoughts and aks them a few questions.

Q. As a single mother how are you coping?
A. See my daughters mouth? I've sewed it shut so she cant eat anything, that saves some money anyways.

SCREW THIS!

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weblinar
gusset
poo
blue sky thinking
vis a vis
snap-in
pacific
24/7
lulz
loo
no
basically
RAPE!
customer focused
innit
serindipity
winningest
fag
Jacqui Smith
dope
rhymes with stunt
surprise
stoked
110%
loike
imposable
like
moist
lol
poo-jo
moist again
love handles
noob
gel
lovely
china
economic climate
clunge
chillax
****
lush
lad
mate
lush
darling
doris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Literally, especially when its used by some poncey chef to describe the process of putting a fillet of fish onto some rice Grrrrrrrrrr....

"I'm literally putting the fish on this rice"..... I can interpret your actions without the majestic commentary Rhodes you blimmping git :D
 
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