Most unattractive qualities in the opposite sex?

Overweight and/or no interest about being healthy/fit.
Smoking
Stupidity (i.e. lacking intelligence and common sense)
Not worldy wise (i.e. no interest in travel)
Big drinker
Shallow / superficial / materialistic.

I've never gone for women like that anyway so it's never even had a chance to be a turn off.
 
Freefaller said:
If you're alone - sure. Otherwise it's plain rude and disrespectful.
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I'm going to say that nobody in a long term relationship (or marriage, and that's for life - supposedly) can keep wind hidden. What are you going to do? Leave the room every time you need to pass wind? I know people who have been together for years and the woman (never the man for some reason) leaves the room to fart. I find that odd and impossible to keep up.

There are a lot of circumstances that passing wind may not be polite or respectful but it is a natural bodily function and whilst I wouldn't want to be dating a woman that openly passes wind all the while I accept that in the company of just the two of us it is going to happen.

Hell it can even be funny (and not just funny from a male point of view)
 
Of course not, but giggle about it, and being "macho" about it is a little daft no? Actively trying to squeeze one out or purposefully doing it to me seems childish.

Sure, it happens! I'm not saying it shouldn't ever happen - however, it's not really pleasant, and I think the point being made is that purposefully squeezing out out is just gross. If you have that much control over your bowels then go out of the room.

It happens in our sleep of course and you can't control that, but it's just the active purposeful childish "pull my finger" sort of behaviour that I find gross.
 
LordSplodge said:
Calling BS on farting. All men fart. So do women. Q.E.D your man farts.
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I've been with Mrs Dimple since 1974 and never heard her fart and in all that time only ever known her make a smell in the toilet twice.
The last time I farted in front of her was 1987 when she was pregnant and it made her violently sick so I never did it after that.
If you were to ask her she would verify that I have never made a smell in front of her since then.
 
I'm quite embarrassed to say that this is a young cousin of mine.
As well as a low IQ she also fits a lot of criteria already said in this thread. -

Love the fact that me hubby watch's every football match on the television when I haven't even heard of some of the countries Roll on bedtime cause me eyes are nearly shut with the excitement of this game

Bless
 
Lack of confidence
Lack of interests
Too skinny
Too fat
No shave below
Saucer nipples
No ambition
No taste in music
Lazy
Take things for granted
 
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