Mr Gay UK chef 'cooked lover'

[movingtables]

wtf

The first winner of Mr Gay UK stabbed a man to death before carving a piece of flesh from his thigh,
seasoning it and cooking it, a court has heard.

more: http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=9978971&ocid=today

The court heard Morley later claimed: "It's this lad, he tried to rape me so I stopped him."

When asked how he stopped him, the jury was told he answered: "I'm a chef, how do you think I stopped him?"

 

[Greenlizard0]

Typical gay people, one of them always manages to eat the other's meat.

 

[PardonTheWait]

When asked how he stopped him, the jury was told he answered: "I'm a chef, how do you think I stopped him?" [/B]

Please someone tell me it's not just me that thinks stabbing, seasoning and cooking someone is an obvious way for a chef to stop someone :/

 

[Mr Jones]

If a Chef stops people raping him by cooking them, what's a fireman going to do?!

Slide up and down the pole? Crush him into fluid for use on the next fire?!

 

[BigglesPiP]

There, irrefutable proof that gays are bad.

 

[Azagoth]

Wonder if he had a side-order of Cottage Cheese!

 

[Snakedoctor]

I wonder if he popped him in the freezer for later? Perhaps he had a large tupperware box.

 

[LoadsaMoney]

Would have been a better title if you left one of the 'o's out.

 

[Tom|Nbk]

:/

 

[apeZ]

Actually raised a smile, I know I shouldn't though.

 

[Kristoph]

He cut his throat and is aiming for Manslaughter?

This guy sounds seriously messed up.

Bets are he actually planned this, cut the guys throat, then stabbed him to make it seem a little more like a defence.

The fact he tried cooking the guy just makes me think that he'll probably get away with Manslaughter on grounds of insanity. He'll probably be put in a secure mental home for the rest of his life.

 

[Dark_Angel]

Would have been a better title if you left one of the 'o's out.

You wanted it to be "Mr Gay UK Chef 'cooked lver' ?*

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Call the impartial Daily Mail! This is almost certainly news! No straight people commit crime - The Home Counties are safe!

 

[gillywibble]

This guy sounds seriously messed up.

NSS

 

[Wayne~]

What a messed up guy :|

 

[Spie]

That must have been one tough faggot.

 

[Tombo]

Call the impartial Daily Mail! This is almost certainly news! No straight people commit crime - The Home Counties are safe!

The article made no such claim.

That must have been one tough faggot.

hahaha

 

[Shador]

Yuck....last years Mr Gay UK is so much fitter!!!

 

[LoadsaMoney]

What a messed up gay :|

fixed.

 

[HAz]

Gays need to eat ya know