Mr Gay UK chef 'cooked lover'

KNiVES · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:32

Spie said:
That must have been one tough faggot.

JayMax · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:38

movingtables said:
The court heard Morley later claimed: "It's this lad, he tried to rape me so I stopped him."

When asked how he stopped him, the jury was told he answered: "I'm a chef, how do you think I stopped him?"

Was it Steven Seagal? a chef for the SAS? Or a seasoned cage fighting chef maybe?

Nitefly · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:40

Mr Jones said:
If a Chef stops people raping him by cooking them, what's a fireman going to do?!

Slide up and down the pole? Crush him into fluid for use on the next fire?!

Hahaha

Viper² · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:40

This is so old.

manveruppd · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:41

Mohinder said:
Please someone tell me it's not just me that thinks stabbing, seasoning and cooking someone is an obvious way for a chef to stop someone :/

Cower before the power of my condiments! :mad:

PardonTheWait · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:42

Viper² said:
This is so old.

Says last updated yesterday...

JayMax · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:43

manveruppd said:
Chowder before the power of my condiments!

Fixed

vincent1989 · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:45

Spie said:
That must have been one tough faggot.

shauncr91 · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:49

Mohinder said:
Says last updated yesterday...

It's the internet, by the time you have finished reading this post, the post itself will be old.

sambo_joseph · 8 Oct 2008 at 23:52

Azagoth said:
Wonder if he had a side-order of Cottage Cheese!

ARGHHH, why, why did u go there man