If I dont have 5 apples in one hand, and dont have 5 apples in the other hand, and dont have 5 apples in my fruit basket, and dont have 5 apples in my fridge, and dont have 5 apples in the cupboard ....
Then that means that I have 25 apples. Wait, what?
Or even simpler, it doesnt have to be -5 x -5, it could be -5 x -2 ....
If I dont have 5 apples in one hand, and dont have 5 apples in the other hand, then I have 10 apples.
Maths sure is broken.
Nah, you're doing -5 * 5 and -5 * 2. In the last example you don't have hands.
If a doctor owes you a pair of hands and a farmer owes you an apple for each hand the doctor owes you you'd have 2 apples.
-1(hands) * (-2 apples). Although that's clearly a nonsense example.