Well to those who stumble upon this thread I'd like to invite them to kiss my balls and wax my crack.
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Well to those who stumble upon this thread I'd like to invite them to kiss my balls and wax my crack.
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Now pop over to ED (Encyclopaedia Dramatica) and look up its entry on Mumsnet on there! 
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What like in post #39
They would fit in well on here tbh 
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xxxJessieStartxx Thu 27-Oct-11 20:55:33
I was just browsing a computer forum ( I sometimes take a cheeky dive into the post a picture of yourself thread, some of the guys on there have some lovely jumpers) and I noticed they had a mumsnet thread.
Do you think this thread has good criticism about us? HERE
Sorry I am using a throwaway account as I don't want that forum to know that I am a girl who just goes there to look at the pictures of them.
I googled fu a friend of a friend who I was kinda attracted to all stalker style like elliot from mr.robot
discovered she was on mumsnet and read feminist books.
Decided she was the above and lost all interest
some of the things in the relationships and aibu sections are just insane to me.
like should I leave my husband because he snores....
like WTF woman? I see loads of threads about women feeling sorry for their partners because they haven't wanted sex in 1-2 years so denied their Dear Husbands...
if you feel so sorry for him then what not just have sex it lasts what 10minutes and probably less time than they spent typing that post ..and they wonder what the man goes looking elsewhere and hate all men because all men do this apparently
I bet they would go mental if a bloke said he was planning on leaving his wife because she no longer has any sex drive
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I googled fu a friend of a friend who I was kinda attracted to all stalker style like elliot from mr.robot
discovered she was on mumsnet and read feminist books.
Decided she was the above and lost all interest
some of the things in the relationships and aibu sections are just insane to me.
like should I leave my husband because he snores....
like WTF woman? I see loads of threads about women feeling sorry for their partners because they haven't wanted sex in 1-2 years so denied their Dear Husbands...
I bet they would go mental if a bloke said he was planning on leaving his wife because she no longer has any sex drive
Close call mate, well played
I am coming here out of desperation.
I feel as though I am no longer at the top of my wifes list of priorities and things such as mumsnet mean more to her than me, I honestly hope she finds this thread and realises It was her supposed "Dear Husband" that wrote it.
I am seriously worried she is addicted to this forum and it is hurting our sex life to the point we haven't made love in over 2 years.
She would rather share her problems with strangers on the internet than sit down with me and try to work things out, every time I bring the issue up it's always her way or the high way.
She can spend hours typing away on mumsnet being careful to hide the screen from me so I can't see her username, but refuses to spend half an hour in bed with me.
Honestly I think it would be easier if I found out she was having an affair with another bloke rather than an internet forum
someone post something like the above but maybe better written.
see how many of them think it's about them LOL
I feel as though I am no longer at the top of my wifes list of priorities and things such as mumsnet mean more to her than me, I honestly hope she finds this thread and realises It was her supposed "Dear Husband" that wrote it.
I am seriously worried she is addicted to this forum and it is hurting our sex life to the point we haven't made love in over 2 years.
She would rather share her problems with strangers on the internet than sit down with me and try to work things out, every time I bring the issue up it's always her way or the high way.
She can spend hours typing away on mumsnet being careful to hide the screen from me so I can't see her username, but refuses to spend half an hour in bed with me.
Honestly I think it would be easier if I found out she was having an affair with another bloke rather than an internet forum
someone post something like the above but maybe better written.
see how many of them think it's about them LOL
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oh god.... please no.....
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You could also add:
It has made me so paranoid I have resorted to installing key logging software to her tablet/phone/laptop/PC and have transcripts of everything she has wrote on this site as well as all her social media from the past few weeks.
Why can't she discuss these things with me.......why
lol I remember that one and I'm pretty sure it was a troll.
wasn't he supposed to be a teenager?
you could also flip it around so it's about a bloke on a computer forum and from the wifes point of view and then show them the hypcrits they are by linking to all the threads about mums not having sex with their DH in years whilst they happily rack up thousands of threads on a forum.
Honestly I think some of them don't have sex just to feel powerful like they have some form of control over their relationship and what they are really doing is gloating to each other about how weak and gullible men are once you have them trapped in a sexless marriage with kids
I bet these same women posting about feeling sorry for their husbands getting no sex are still active in the discussion of toys also.
you could bring up the same argument as the woman did in "humans" when her bloke banged the synth lmao
wasn't he supposed to be a teenager?
You could also add:
It has me me so paranoid I have resorted to installing key logging software to her tablet/phone/laptop/PC and have transcripts of everything she has wrote on this site as well as all her social media from the past few weeks.
Why can't she discuss these things with me.......why
you could also flip it around so it's about a bloke on a computer forum and from the wifes point of view and then show them the hypcrits they are by linking to all the threads about mums not having sex with their DH in years whilst they happily rack up thousands of threads on a forum.
Honestly I think some of them don't have sex just to feel powerful like they have some form of control over their relationship and what they are really doing is gloating to each other about how weak and gullible men are once you have them trapped in a sexless marriage with kids
I bet these same women posting about feeling sorry for their husbands getting no sex are still active in the discussion of toys also.
you could bring up the same argument as the woman did in "humans" when her bloke banged the synth lmao
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I think that was posted on various internet forums including mumsnet, did make for some entertaining threads
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Laughing so hard at this thread lmao.
It's so funny how it's like a mumsnet covert war going on.
LOLOLOL.
It's so funny how it's like a mumsnet covert war going on.
LOLOLOL.