ok some of you are going to cringe at some of the accidents i've had but this is my fav:
I had strapped my dumbells to my wrists which were quite heavy. I picked them up, and sat down at the edge of a bench. Now the bench had been reapired that day and i sat on a very large wood screw which went though my buttocks and into the bone. The extra weight didn't help.
When i stood up, the bench came up with it until it fell off!!!! ouch!
"Damn it", I said in a light tone
You can imagine all the stick i got - i've heard them all LOL