My dog's got no nose.

[Efour]

Doyouthinkhesaurus?

 

[marinersfan]

My dog has a nose, he's just a pillock.

 

[Jonny69]

I have a dog with no legs. He’s called cigarette.
Why?
Because I take him out for a drag every night

 

[Vinno]

Why did I click on this thread? Disturbing....

 

[Mr Badger]

Does your dog bite?

Punchline: That's not my nose!

 

[Cob]

Punchline: That's not my nose!

Thank you. I was starting to lose faith in humanity.

 

[DJMK4]

Dont let him lick your face

 

[Hades]

Does your dog bite?