Soldato
Some of you may have noticed
By now
That my text tends to be weirdly spaced
So here we go with a few facts and
Explanations that may
Be of use
It's a form of Dyslexia
I cannot parse text properly
Blocks of text are especially difficult
I have to read then reread
Everything Multiple times
Even then I may miss out words or
Whole sentences
Or parts of peoples text
That answers the then how can you
Read our text and be able to
Reply or what ever some
Impolite person said earlier
To that effect
Because I read your text at least 5
Times or more before my
Brain puts some semblance of
Order to it
I even do it to what I typed myself
It's in my signature
Though I know not everyone can
See signatures
Hence this post to explain
If people make fun of it
In a humorous way then I don't
Mind in the slightest
@Usher
@dowie
You guys were hilarious
Rude or impolite is a different matter
And is just uncalled for
If it wasn't for spell check my posts
Would be an awful lot worse
Dyslexia is a far broader
Field than some realise it covers
More than just not spelling
Some words right
So no i am not using poetic prose
Nor am I writing limericks
I like to think I can help people
And make a contribution
To the forums
My weird spacing is just how i
Manage to cope it shouldnt
Make my contribution any less
Worth while because of it
This post is not only for me
There will be many other
Dyslexic people in
These forums whose Dyslexia may
Be less apparent than mine
Or who don't even like to
Admit they have Dyslexia
I hope this post helps them too
All that said
Thank you to those who have already shown understanding
And if any one thinks they can
Be more humorous
Than usher and dowie were
I can't wait to hear it
Edit
Usher and dowie rapped to guy nicking lead off my roof in the style of my
Text spacing I guess lol
Here's the raps
Man on de roof he nick your lead
he trip in de gutter an bang is head
when you tek a look you face turn red
de bloke on de floor is cold stone dead
2nd rap
.you post to Facebook so people can see him
they call him out, wouldn't wanna be him
he looks like he owns a corner sofa
when you catch him you'll kick him with your lofas
Cracked me up guys
By now
That my text tends to be weirdly spaced
So here we go with a few facts and
Explanations that may
Be of use
It's a form of Dyslexia
I cannot parse text properly
Blocks of text are especially difficult
I have to read then reread
Everything Multiple times
Even then I may miss out words or
Whole sentences
Or parts of peoples text
That answers the then how can you
Read our text and be able to
Reply or what ever some
Impolite person said earlier
To that effect
Because I read your text at least 5
Times or more before my
Brain puts some semblance of
Order to it
I even do it to what I typed myself
It's in my signature
Though I know not everyone can
See signatures
Hence this post to explain
If people make fun of it
In a humorous way then I don't
Mind in the slightest
@Usher
@dowie
You guys were hilarious
Rude or impolite is a different matter
And is just uncalled for
If it wasn't for spell check my posts
Would be an awful lot worse
Dyslexia is a far broader
Field than some realise it covers
More than just not spelling
Some words right
So no i am not using poetic prose
Nor am I writing limericks
I like to think I can help people
And make a contribution
To the forums
My weird spacing is just how i
Manage to cope it shouldnt
Make my contribution any less
Worth while because of it
This post is not only for me
There will be many other
Dyslexic people in
These forums whose Dyslexia may
Be less apparent than mine
Or who don't even like to
Admit they have Dyslexia
I hope this post helps them too
All that said
Thank you to those who have already shown understanding
And if any one thinks they can
Be more humorous
Than usher and dowie were
I can't wait to hear it
Edit
Usher and dowie rapped to guy nicking lead off my roof in the style of my
Text spacing I guess lol
Here's the raps
Man on de roof he nick your lead
he trip in de gutter an bang is head
when you tek a look you face turn red
de bloke on de floor is cold stone dead
2nd rap
.you post to Facebook so people can see him
they call him out, wouldn't wanna be him
he looks like he owns a corner sofa
when you catch him you'll kick him with your lofas
Cracked me up guys
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