My first joke thread...

[shauncr91]

A man went to a fancy dress party with nothing but a girl on his back

"What have you come as?" Asked his friend

"A snail"

"How the hell can you be a snail when all that you've got is that girl on your back?"

"That's not a girl, that's Michelle"


shall I get my coat?

 

[David91]

Brilliant!

 

[metamorphpwner]

shall I get my coat?

i don't think you should just yet..

 

[chrisxuk]

Made me spill my cup of tea in laughter

got any more jokes?

 

[Grrrrr]

2 atoms are sat talking and the first one says:
"Oh no, i think i've lost an electron"
"Are you sure?" replies the second atom
"I'm positive!"

 

[Theguy]

made me chuckle

 

[metamorphpwner]

2 atoms are sat talking and the first one says:
"Oh no, i think i've lost an electron"
"Are you sure?" replies the second atom
"I'm positive!"

maybe home time for you sir.

 

[Neg]

Old as internet...recieved 1st in a text about 2years ago, and second in a science lesson!

 

[blix]

:/

 

[chrisxuk]

Another good one

 

[Reginald]

Yay!! both made me laugh You sir, should have a daily joke thread.

 

[apeZ]

I heard the first one about 6 years ago. I'm not even joking

 

[Django x2]

 

[V4NT0M]

i like it!

 

[Richiev4]

Keep 'em coming

 

[Gimpymoo]

Was fun when I heard it the first time, just after mankind had crawled out the swamp I believe

 

[muttclugg]

I liked both of them but I laughed most at metamorphpwner's reply hehe

 

[DanTheMan]

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

One goes ''****-A-Doodle-Doo'' and the other one goes ''Any-****'ll-Doo''

 

[Ricochet J]

At last, a good joke that delivers! Well done!

 

[chrisxuk]

Two Drunk guys walk into a bar...you'd think they'd see it coming.