My First Joke.

[I get around]

Jim Jefferies is awesome!

"AREN'T PANDAS A BUNCH OF *****"

"Women are like public toilets, they're all dirty except for the disabled ones.
And saying that I have ****ed some pretty dirty disabled birds, some of them with urinate on you without you asking."

He has me in stiches every time.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

Rich_L's reply was funnier than the original joke.

A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"

The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car – and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."

The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

 

[kibblerok]

 

[dangerstat]

God how much do I have to donate to charity before they put malc down?

 

[Flare]

God how much do I have to donate to charity before they put malc down?

 

[FeFiDoh]

I made a joke up once when I was really bored in work it just popped into my head are you ready for this moment of sheer magic/brilliance....

What do you call a dog underwater?










a subwoofer