My first poo in the bath

You'll toughen up, i've been pooed on by my cousin a few times when he was a baby, i swear he did it on purpose. Also been pooed on by puppies etc.. Its really just biological waste in the end and nothing that bad. A mate of mine works in Swiss bank and has to clean the toilets every so often when short on maintainence staff as hes a caretaker of sorts and he says honestly speaking hes been so toughened up he ate lunch right outside the stall of a mega blocked dirrohea and vomit filled toilet.. :eek:
 
Tk7 said:
It's all not as bad as it sounds imo, you soon get used to baby sick, dribble, poo, wee etc.. :)
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That lovely warm wet feeling down your back while winding them after a feed.
 
Heheheh - takes me back. When my daughter was about 14 months I came home from work one day, checked in with the wife and went upstairs to get changed. My nose started wrinkling at the top of the stairs, thought maybe some dirty nappies hadn't been disposed of, went towards the bathroom to see that bathtime had taken place recently and there, in the bath, standing upright in the plug hole like a WWII battleship sinking stern up proudly stood one massive poo. The wife hadn't even noticed it slipping out. She had whipped the plug out and taken my daughter to be dried in her room. I let her dispose of it :p
 
NokkonWud said:
I thought from the topic it was you who sharted.
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Why most of us decided to take a look ;)

When I was younger there was a pool in some park... Priary park I think, some kid **** in the pool and everyone had to get out :(
 
If this doesn't persuade you from abstaining from sex or at least wearing a condom nothing will! :eek:


TBH I think pampers should design a new nappy, one that covers the entire baby..
 
You're lucky.. Daniel (5 months) was in the bath with me the other night and he decided to turn the water brown - very unpleasant since he was sitting on my tummy! :p
 
my son - 9 months on sunday, did it for the first time last week, then repeated the process 2 nights later, on both occasions, i summoned her indoors to sort it out LOL
 
My daughter has done it a few times. As I bath her, I've always had to scoop it. I think I've escaped it once, when I asked the missus to scoop it out whilst I held and dried the offender! :D

It's not too bad as long as it's solid (which luckily is always has been). Just man up, scoop it up with your hands (if you can get plenty of water scooped you'll be fine!) and chuck it in the loo. Then it's all about the Carex! :D
 
WhyohWhy said:
I had a couple of pints at the pub on Sunday with the wife and my 1 year old son. Beautiful day, the pints are going down nicely, a lovely pub meal was had.

We got home and bathed the boy, he was having a lovely time splashing in the water, when suddenly, turbulance in the baby bath, a grimace of pleasure from the boy (he does seem to enjoy his bowel movements), and the sudden spawning of brown trout.

He was quickly plucked from the water, unfortunately too soon, the white fluffy innocent towel was the next target of his rather overly proficient digestive system. My wife and I are now quickly moving into a slightly alcohol addled autopilot of quick cleanup... 'grab the baby wipes!', while she cleans up the boy without thinking I reach into the bath and grab the offending floaters, to lob them down the toilet.

At this point sanity dawned...

I just picked up 2 brown trout... there was sweetcorn and peas....

The boy was cleaned up and taken from the room with my wife giggling inanely at the look of dawned horror on my face... I was left with the aftermath and will shortly be booking myself in for therapy...
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The posts on this forum that leave me laughing loudly are few and far between. Thank you for making my evening. :D :D
 
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