My joke thread attempt..

Cosimo · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:53

Yo mama is so fat she fills up the bath tub and then turns on the water.

No more, I promise.....

icey_haj · 2 Mar 2009 at 17:03

^ That's the only decent one you've posted.

apeZ · 2 Mar 2009 at 17:14

Yo mama is so fat, they had to ask her to get off the beach to let the water come in.

gillywibble · 2 Mar 2009 at 22:50

Terrible and shabby :mad:

SiD the Turtle · 2 Mar 2009 at 22:59

Yo mama is so fat that the escape velocity at her surface is greater than 3x10^8 m/s.

Blackvault · 2 Mar 2009 at 23:05

Rich you fail at joke telling. Watch as the fail boat sinks with you on it

Blackvault

Nick1881 · 2 Mar 2009 at 23:13

You mama is so fat, she walked passed the tv, I missed 3 adverts.

When she goes shopping the only thing that fits her is the changing room.

A.N.Other · 2 Mar 2009 at 23:17

Capn' $qu!ff said:

Liked it

richyb_safc · 2 Mar 2009 at 23:43

cancer, goat?

Angilion · 2 Mar 2009 at 23:45

SiD the Turtle said:
Yo mama is so fat that the escape velocity at her surface is greater than 3x10^8 m/s.

That's the only thing I've laughed at in this thread.

Voltar · 2 Mar 2009 at 23:57

Oh dear oh dear.

Some of the yo momma jokes weren't bad at all though

Richiev4 · 3 Mar 2009 at 00:05

I smiled - Thanks

randal · 3 Mar 2009 at 00:05

mr_x_plosion said:
You mama is so fat, she walked passed the tv, I missed 3 adverts.

Yo' mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.