My movie script idea

[jsmoke]

Seeing as I will never afford to put it into practice I may as well divulge an overview of my idea.

1. British politicians adopt a 'light touch' policy toward British banking regulation.
2. This variable regulation in the banking sector creates better opportunities for investors to become even more wealthy.
3. Power of banking balance shifts from New York to The City.
4. A group of Americans in the highest echelons of the financial sector get miffed and set out to destroy the British banking sector.
5. American markets are flooded with credit and sub-prime mortgage lending goes into overdrive. They then sell these mortgages to London banks.
6. British central character unearths what is going on but is unable to spill the beans due to his wife being being held by one of the Americans saboteurs with the threat of death upon disclosure of information.
7. The EU agrees to bailout several American banks with the consequence of not doing so being an all out economic breakdown in Europe.
7. This same character goes on the dodge the bullets from American assassins over a period of time.
8. Finally this character, just in the nick of time, manages to save his wife then tells the British Govn/EU what is going on and they pull the plug on bailing out the American banks.
9. Credits.

Got any potential?

 

[antijoke]

Needs more Russians.

 

[GravyMonster]

And dinosaurs.

 

[JonJ678]

Bailing out the American banks? What?

edit: You really are suggesting Britain could pull America out of debt. That's retarded.

 

[ElliorR]

You're just plagiarising The George Lucas Formula for "Interesting" Film Making™.

 

[Craig1981]

And explosions.

 

[Edrof]

I loved the dialogue!

 

[Cosimo]

And sexy women.

 

[whitecrook]

sounds crap

 

[doofer]

It needs more of a 'Persecuted Jew becomes a hero' angle for it to stand any chance in Hollywood.

 

[platypus]

I dislike going to the cinema all ready. Your bank job escapade isn't going to change that.

 

[DailyGeek]

I've just started outlining a movie idea involving zombies, nukes and Romero style social commentary. It could be brilliant but it'll never get anywhere.got some really unique approach ideas too...

 

[GravyMonster]

It needs more of a 'Persecuted Jew becomes a hero' angle for it to stand any chance in Hollywood.

Persecuted is assumed. It's redundant in that sentence.

 

[malfunkshun]

I have a movie idea too. It doesn't have a name yet but would go something like this.....

A man, we'll call him J, discovers the internet. There he frequents various websites, social media, forums etc etc, trolling, posting rubbish and generally annoying people.
Eventually the internet decides enough is enough and recruits a squad of its most 'orrible ******** to track him down and put an end to the nonsense, by any means necessary.
Said squad tracks down the guy but he escapes and hides at another location with people sympathetic to his plight, there one of his protectors makes a video outlining J's plight and requesting funds and guns to help him escape those that want him dead and uploads it to a video sharing site.
Trolls worldwide rally to the cause and supply the same and J escapes the UK and a 'catch me if you can' style adventure ensues until, after some time, his foes catch up with him. At which point they torture him slowly until he dies, revive him, and after allowing him time to recover repeat the process several times. Tiring of this his captors put him in a room and allow several zombies in, these then proceed to to attack J and feast well upon his pasty flesh. Realising that the zombies themselves are a problem the hit squad proceed to destroy the complex with explosives. Unknown to those below the entire escapade had been watched from aliens of a race in which the females are all 6foot, blonde, long legged, busty and bisexual, cloaked from view but sitting a few miles from the ISS, having been made aware of the situation by stray communications signals originating from our planet containing J's interweb wrong doings. Deciding that it is the only way to be sure, said aliens then proceed to nuke the complex from orbit.

 

[Thorper]

I have a movie idea too. It doesn't have a name yet but would go something like this.....

A man, we'll call him J, discovers the internet. There he frequents various websites, social media, forums etc etc, trolling, posting rubbish and generally annoying people.
Eventually the internet decides enough is enough and recruits a squad of its most 'orrible ******** to track him down and put an end to the nonsense, by any means necessary.
Said squad tracks down the guy but he escapes and hides at another location with people sympathetic to his plight, there one of his protectors makes a video outlining J's plight and requesting funds and guns to help him escape those that want him dead and uploads it to a video sharing site.
Trolls worldwide rally to the cause and supply the same and J escapes the UK and a 'catch me if you can' style adventure ensues until, after some time, his foes catch up with him. At which point they torture him slowly until he dies, revive him, and after allowing him time to recover repeat the process several times. Tiring of this his captors put him in a room and allow several zombies in, these then proceed to to attack J and feast well upon his pasty flesh. Realising that the zombies themselves are a problem the hit squad proceed to destroy the complex with explosives. Unknown to those below the entire escapade had been watched from aliens of a race in which the females are all 6foot, blonde, long legged, busty and bisexual, cloaked from view but sitting a few miles from the ISS, having been made aware of the situation by stray communications signals originating from our planet containing J's interweb wrong doings. Deciding that it is the only way to be sure, said aliens then proceed to nuke the complex from orbit.

I'd watch this film.

 

['Harry]

Seeing as I will never afford to put it into practice I may as well divulge an overview of my idea.

1. British politicians adopt a 'light touch' policy toward British banking regulation.
2. This variable regulation in the banking sector creates better opportunities for investors to become even more wealthy.
3. Power of banking balance shifts from New York to The City.
4. A group of Americans in the highest echelons of the financial sector get miffed and set out to destroy the British banking sector.
5. American markets are flooded with credit and sub-prime mortgage lending goes into overdrive. They then sell these mortgages to London banks.
6. British central character unearths what is going on but is unable to spill the beans due to his wife being being held by one of the Americans saboteurs with the threat of death upon disclosure of information.
7. The EU agrees to bailout several American banks with the consequence of not doing so being an all out economic breakdown in Europe.
7. This same character goes on the dodge the bullets from American assassins over a period of time.
8. Finally this character, just in the nick of time, manages to save his wife then tells the British Govn/EU what is going on and they pull the plug on bailing out the American banks.
9. Credits.

Got any potential?

Sounds like a cruddy BBC program tbh

 

[xMarkie]

Where's the sex scene of the Governor of The Bank of England in a threesome with some american chicks roaring like a lion.

Stick that in and you're onto a winner...

 

[antijoke]

I think the film will end up getting banned.

 

[Theophany]

I have a movie idea too. It doesn't have a name yet but would go something like this.....

A man, we'll call him J, discovers the internet. There he frequents various websites, social media, forums etc etc, trolling, posting rubbish and generally annoying people.
Eventually the internet decides enough is enough and recruits a squad of its most 'orrible ******** to track him down and put an end to the nonsense, by any means necessary.
Said squad tracks down the guy but he escapes and hides at another location with people sympathetic to his plight, there one of his protectors makes a video outlining J's plight and requesting funds and guns to help him escape those that want him dead and uploads it to a video sharing site.
Trolls worldwide rally to the cause and supply the same and J escapes the UK and a 'catch me if you can' style adventure ensues until, after some time, his foes catch up with him. At which point they torture him slowly until he dies, revive him, and after allowing him time to recover repeat the process several times. Tiring of this his captors put him in a room and allow several zombies in, these then proceed to to attack J and feast well upon his pasty flesh. Realising that the zombies themselves are a problem the hit squad proceed to destroy the complex with explosives. Unknown to those below the entire escapade had been watched from aliens of a race in which the females are all 6foot, blonde, long legged, busty and bisexual, cloaked from view but sitting a few miles from the ISS, having been made aware of the situation by stray communications signals originating from our planet containing J's interweb wrong doings. Deciding that it is the only way to be sure, said aliens then proceed to nuke the complex from orbit.

The Academy Award is as good as yours.

 

[pingwing]

I call it Billy and the Cloneasurus!