My movie script idea

Theophany said:
The Academy Award is as good as yours.
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Thanks, still in the early stages. I will flesh it out, add in some action sequences, chases and ninjas. Actually I have this idea about a group of 'Keyboard Ninjas' they take the side of the antagonist and try to intercept the 'orrible ******** with their custom QWERTY Shuriken, memory stick Kunai and Kusari-fundo fashioned from bladed usb mice.
 
malfunkshun said:
I have a movie idea too. It doesn't have a name yet but would go something like this.....

A man, we'll call him J, discovers the internet. There he frequents various websites, social media, forums etc etc, trolling, posting rubbish and generally annoying people.
Eventually the internet decides enough is enough and recruits a squad of its most 'orrible ******** to track him down and put an end to the nonsense, by any means necessary.
Said squad tracks down the guy but he escapes and hides at another location with people sympathetic to his plight, there one of his protectors makes a video outlining J's plight and requesting funds and guns to help him escape those that want him dead and uploads it to a video sharing site.
Trolls worldwide rally to the cause and supply the same and J escapes the UK and a 'catch me if you can' style adventure ensues until, after some time, his foes catch up with him. At which point they torture him slowly until he dies, revive him, and after allowing him time to recover repeat the process several times. Tiring of this his captors put him in a room and allow several zombies in, these then proceed to to attack J and feast well upon his pasty flesh. Realising that the zombies themselves are a problem the hit squad proceed to destroy the complex with explosives. Unknown to those below the entire escapade had been watched from aliens of a race in which the females are all 6foot, blonde, long legged, busty and bisexual, cloaked from view but sitting a few miles from the ISS, having been made aware of the situation by stray communications signals originating from our planet containing J's interweb wrong doings. Deciding that it is the only way to be sure, said aliens then proceed to nuke the complex from orbit.
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Please tell me magnolia is the baddie!!!
 
Well the film is about the character currently referred to as J. He is the baddie, as it were, and will ultimately pay the price.
Feek, I'm thinking a helicopter crash is how J gets caught prior to the torture etc. possibly due to one of the other passengers making some half ***** experiment with a seagull.
Anyway, it isn't about anyone specific ( ;) ) but if it were I don't think it could be magnolia, he is confusing more than irritating.
 
fadetoblack said:
Where's the sex plot?
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There are sex plots, I cant go into too much detail because this is a family forum. However, one will see our J in an unfortunate encounter in South America with a Lady who actually turns out to be otherwise (SPOILER J just goes with it), this will actually tie in with the torture towards the end of the movie. Another will involve the 'orrible ******** and the 6foot, blonde, long legged, busty and bisexual alien females, yet another would just involve 6foot, blonde, long legged, busty and bisexual female aliens, which might seem somewhat gratuitous but would actually have a pivotal role within the plot.
 
I was thinking Jon Heder in the lead role tbh
Orlando Bloom as the South American LadyBoy
Rhys Ifans leading up the 'orrible ******** the rest of them made up of the best of British 'double ard ********' actors.
Andrew Lincoln doing a cameo as one of the Zombies and as many 6foot, blonde, long legged, busty actresses as I can get my hands on for the aliens.
 
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