Telegraph = Very right, well written
Daily Mail = Very right, for idiots
The Express = Diana is still dead
The Independent = All over the place
The Times = A bit right
Guardian = Very left, not always well thought out
The Mirror = Rubbish
The Sun = Rubbish + boobs
The Star = Rubbish + many boobs
The Sport = Boobs + Boobs
Daily Mail = Very right, for idiots
The Express = Diana is still dead
The Independent = All over the place
The Times = A bit right
Guardian = Very left, not always well thought out
The Mirror = Rubbish
The Sun = Rubbish + boobs
The Star = Rubbish + many boobs
The Sport = Boobs + Boobs