My Turn: Joke!

Rich_L said:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all builders working on a bridge. The Englishman opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The Scotsman opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The Irishman then says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die. At their funeral, the Englishman's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like tuna." The Scotsman's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like ham." The Irishman's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches."
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Genuine lol.
 
Morba said:
Yes, a potential ban coming for a really crap joke thread:

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site on an afternoon. Murphy is bored and says to Paddy 'I'm going to pretend im mental so the boss sends me home', he then climbs up the scaffolding and swings around shouting 'I'm a lightbulb, i'm a lightbulb'.
The foreman shouts at Murphy to get down 'Murphy! You're mental, go home!', Murphy gets down and goes home.
10 mins later Paddy takes off his hat and walks out the gate past the foreman, the foreman asks where he thinks he is going, Paddy replies 'I'm off home, I can't work in the dark!'

Be gentle!
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lol, gave me a chuckle :D
 
Rich_L has posted the ONLY joke worth laughing at in this thread. The rest should be ashamed of themselves.

From this point forth lengthy prison sentences will be issued to those that continue to post such visual diarrhoea.
 
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