My turn to post an appalling joke:

*Chris

*Chris

*Chris

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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
He then rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.
A policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
 
*Chris said:
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
He then rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.
A policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
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:eek: <- That's my face at how bad that really was :)
 
that was terrible. i mean, REALLY REALLY REALLY terrible. on a scale of one to ten, your joke is Crying Baby Jesus.
 
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