My turn to post an appalling joke:

i thought it was funny :)

A brunette is driving home from work when she sees her blonde neighbour crying. Being the kind women she is, she stops, and asks the blonde what is wrong.

"Oh! It's terrible", replies the blonde. "My brother just phoned me and told me that my mother died".

The blonde comforts her for a few hours, then eventually, the blonde stops crying and the brunette continues home.

The next day, the brunette is driving home from work again, and again, she sees her neighbour crying.

"What's wrong this time?", asks the brunette. The blonde replies "Oh! It's terrible. My sister just phoned and her mother died too"
 
ordinaryjoe said:
i thought it was funny :)

A brunette is driving home from work when she sees her blonde neighbour crying. Being the kind women she is, she stops, and asks the blonde what is wrong.

"Oh! It's terrible", replies the blonde. "My brother just phoned me and told me that my mother died".

The blonde comforts her for a few hours, then eventually, the blonde stops crying and the brunette continues home.

The next day, the brunette is driving home from work again, and again, she sees her neighbour crying.

"What's wrong this time?", asks the brunette. The blonde replies "Oh! It's terrible. My sister just phoned and her mother died too"
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[In best Jeremy Clarkson voice] Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... *Pause for effect* It does...
 
while we are posting crap jokes:

A man phones up his boss and tells him he won't be in to work as he is sick.

The boss asks how sick he is to which the man replies:

"I'm shagging my sister, you decide!"
 
*Chris said:
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
He then rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.
A policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
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Honestly, Get out.
 
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