My chance to post a (terrible, self-made) joke :
Leslie Grantham has been in the news recently. The actor, 61, best known for playing Den Watts or "Dirty Den" in the popular BBC Soap Opera "East Enders" has recently come out of the closet and has been seen around some famous pubs in the West End of London.
This follows from his recent controversy concerning an incident outside a pub in January where he was accused of using excessive force to subdue a would-be attacker.
In typically poor humour, this mornings Sun newspaper is running with the headline :
"Ninja Gay Den"
PS Disclaimer : all facts contained within this "joke" are not real. Leslie Grantham is neither a ninja or a homosexual, as far as we are aware. Rumours that he may be either, or indeed a robot or a pirate are also unfounded.